Michael: 
Perhaps I should have written "she's out of this universe"
Awwwwww. And Lois is going to be *so* jealous... Lois is going to kill him...
'Lois' is a researcher, not a reporter. Secondly, would he *ever* no comment Lois anyway? Maybe alt-Lois would on the other hand...
Wouldn't be the first Clark to drink finely ground Kryptonite when life stopped making sense.
Depressed, yes. Sucidal, no. He knows he has to be around to help canon Lois survive her curse.
Michael! They did THAT test before he left on vacation.
“Not below the neck, Clark,” she warned him.
/cocks eyebrow/
Heat vision might not be good for the baby.
Okay? How? Best guess would be he's only fertile when a Lois from the right space/time continuum is close by
Great guess. Interesting theory.
<<cough, cough>> used K to draw blood on same day <<cough, cough>>
“What I could really use is a night off from reality.”
Clark grinned; this time the light did reach his eyes. Something was definitely up with him. “That’s what I wanted to speak to you about.”
Huh.
<<cough, cough>> party invitation <<cough, cough>>
Chapter 3: Parts 8 and 9 are some of my favorite.
