Then, we invited Detective Henderson to my office and Lois Lane told me everything he said in the interview.”
And Lex used the scanner on her to do it.
As her belly grew swollen with child, the offers faded away and the princess was hidden away from the eyes of the kingdom.
Ooops?
For when one finds true love, one can never be lost again.
More stylishly than trashy, but not conservatively either.
Waddayaknow!
He held up his hand. “Spare me the details. I really don’t want to hear them.”
“OK.” She bit her bottom lip, then she lowered her voice. “If it’s any consolation, we’re great together.”
Clark closed his eyes and took a deep breath. “That’s a detail.”
“Great! We’ll run with it.” Ralph actually turned and acknowledged Lois. “Good show of work ethic.
Welcome to the slime-level! Perry's going to rotate in his swivel chair over in city hall.
“Type? She doesn’t have a type, besides male.”
“She went celibate for about a year, then decided to give up on men altogether.”
“What?” Lois was confused.
Clark held up the invitation. “This is the event we’re going to together.”
“GLAAD’s Annual Ball. What does this… Oh. All together, all together.”
Oh dear! So, that's going to ruin Superman's reputation with the ladies for good, isn't it? There was a Halloween viggy once (think it was one of Queenie's) where everyone in the Justice league thought that Clark's date (aka Lois) was Superman's secret identity.
“I’ll tell you the whole story, if you agree to be one of the 1001 dates of Clark Kent.
Tsk Tsk Tsk. And I'm sure Ralph wants to be one of the dates, too. He'll even wear his high heels and leather tank top.
“The curse is broken. I’m free to go. H. G. Wells could be here any day now to take me home. I appreciate all that you’ve done for me, but I don’t have a reason to stay away any longer,” Lois said, looking him in the eyes.
Yes? No? Hmm... Good question... Meesa thinkin' no. Meesa thinkin' Bigboss Lex gettin' pasted first.
“He has the younger… Lois, have you any idea how you are going to convince the younger you to give up being married to Kal and go back to the worst day of her life?”
"Go back or you want to get be here?
“That’s my life, my time, my husband. We can just take her and drop her back in her old timeslot. No harm, no foul.”
*That's* going to be fun talk with her shrink. And then I sent my younger me back in time and she started to resent me before she forgot, but now that I remember, I'm resenting myself for sending me back in time.
“I’ll just have my husband take her back.”
Yeah... This is going to be awkward.
If she could convince this Clark to make the switch, then she could just slip into her dimension like nothing had happened.
I'll believe it when I read it.
. Go ahead, leave me with yet another Lois Lane mess to clean up.”
She wrapped her arms around her tummy and dropped into one of the conference room chairs. She stared into space as the tears rolled down her cheeks.
Oh dear.
Lot's of fun!
Michael
