This fic was posted before I joined the fandom. What a hoot!
"Do you think it's tacky that your friend took your Suit to
seduce his -?"
"I don't think about what my friend does in the privacy of his
bedroom," Superman said coolly. "Neither should you."
The Press Conference slumped to an awkward silence.
Well done Corrina!
Samantha and The Dirt Digger will never be taken seriously again.