I love this story more with each part you post!
Rosco is a great character, and Lois singing with him is a hilarious mental image. Elmo's Song - that's inspired!
I love the way you describe things - reading "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories backwards, "Meth lab in the cellar" - good stuff!
I can't wait to see where this goes...is Lois going to discover Clark spying on her? What did he want to ask her?
More soon please!
Amber