ROFL! Shayne, this is hilarious. I love the idea of the whole town knowing, but pretending not to, just to be polite! Thanks for sharing <g> PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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