This was just what I needed this afternoon! I'm so sorry I didn't get around it sooner...
He was just an ordinary man with good hearing and a decent bench press.
Decent?
Sure, I guess it's *decent* to bench-press locomotives...
It sat stoically and innocuously, a traitorous muffin.
OMG, that is beyond hilarious!!
Wonderful little story - it made me smile, too. I turned and looked at Clark on the poster (I have two actually, here), but sadly enough he didn't jump out and kiss me.
oh, woe is me... *giggles*