Ooooooooh. The others are right, Shayne - this is just begging to be continued. Wonderful and very intriguing!
More? Please?
LabRat
PS - Lisa - ROTFL'd at your sig line. One of my favourite comedy series, although you remind me I haven't watched any in ages. (Something to be sorted, obviously). That was one of Baldrick's finest moments of misunderstanding, I always thought. (Only slightly superceded by him carving his name on his bullets so that the 'bullet with your name on it' would never hit him.) LOL!