Oh, Caroline, this was going *so* beautifully until the end...! Great dialog (yes, Dick Clark *is* a freak of nature smile1

And then it all fell apart... <sigh>

You'd better fix this fast, is all I can say.

PJ


"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K