Oh, Caroline, this was going *so* beautifully until the end...! Great dialog (yes, Dick Clark *is* a freak of nature
And then it all fell apart... <sigh>
You'd better fix this fast, is all I can say.
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."