"Hmmmmmmmmmmm," Lois murmured happily and snuggled into his embrace. She rubbed her rather large red nose against his face. Suddenly, he *felt* himself begin to change! His belly ballooned! The follicles of his chin began churning out a magnificent white beard! His splendid blue supersuit turned itself into a big, fur-lined Santa coat! And on his head was Santa's cap!
"There's Krystmas Kryptonite in Lois's nose!" Mrs Claus cried out triumphantly. "Santa, now we've got you!"