Sorry, guys. Real life just jumped off a cliff and took me with it. That means that I'm discontinuing this story for now...and maybe for good. The Muses have forsaken me. My apologies for the disappoint.
It's a really good thing you're joking, because we would have to kill you otherwise. Of course, in this case "kill" simply means drumming you out of FoLC-dom, but, really, you don't want that, do you? (Lisa smiles sweetly)
And now I've read the chapter. There may be some light at the end of the tunnel.