Wow! Can't believe I nearly missed this. Great job, woody! You're right. It does have a bit of a bloopers-in-the-DVD-special-features-section quality to it. Really cute! And now to disappear again! (finals tomorrow!)
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.