The second reason is, in my fantasies, whenever I dreamt about telling her, she always, always slaps me. Every single time.
When even a guy's own fantasies don't have good endings . . .
Very cute!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
