“Hey there, big boy? Watcha doin’ in my neck of the woods?” came a sultry, feminine voice.
I glance across the room from me. There before me is the most exquisite female form I’ve ever known. Wow! That body! So well-formed, so... ample. Her coloring was unlike anything I had ever seen before. I found myself gaping at her when she spoke again.
“Um, did you hear me? I asked what you were doing here?” Oh, that voice. It was so alluring, so... seductive. Gah, what is wrong with me? Get a grip!
Ohh, that was delightful! Lois and Clark are going on their honeymoon, and their *bags* are going to have a good time together, too! Imagine, by the way, what compliment a male bag can pay a female bag - she's so exquisitely formed, so ample! Reminds me of a Swedish song from the 1960s about two amorous boats, who do all sorts of necking and petting - taking off their sails and what not - until finally they have their own little dinghy, bobbing after them on an umbilical cord, making baby boat sounds!
So... happy honeymoon, Clark, Lois, Ruby and Indigo!
Ann
