Lane Kent is finally real after being 5 years in the making.
A stork has never taken so long to make a delivery!
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Ultra Woman!Hope to read something from you again soon!
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Morgana! Comments like this mean a lot to me, truly.
Michael,Thank you for the tips. I feel like I'm going to feel like a newbie here for a looong time, simply because I'm not very good with technology and I'm not the best at interacting with people online (despite being Gen Z). I'm sociable and pretty good at getting by in real life, but that's because I have the invaluable help of facial expressions, body language and tone of voice, and I've been actively studying and practicing for years to get better at connecting with people (fortunately, it's been working). But online, without those tools to help me, I always feel lost, or like I'm doing something wrong haha. Even more so in another language, of course.
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Yes, but he can still fall. Stumble into an open drawer. Get himself locked in the supply closet.
Ouch, poor man.
Yes, threatening the persons in the same room as his screaming wife as he does during lo-nappings isn’t really helpful in this particular situation.
In medieval societies, it was a coinflip.
TYRION, DAENERYS, JON, EDMURE TULLY and 500 other characters: True
That being a conservative number?
Also, Clark will have to explain to him how to not use those big eyes of his when he’s a teenager.
This reminded me of that scene from an animated movie whose name I can't remember, where Lois said: "If he develops X-ray vision, I'm taking him out of school!" or something like that
But you aren’t supposed to let a baby play with the washing machine!
LANE
LANE KENT, possibly a workaholic just like his mother: And who said I'm playing?
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Also, we have a story where Lois plans on naming their son “Pulitzer”.
Well, considering it's the surname of the man who established the award, that's not so absurd, right?
Umm… he does realize there’s certain preconditions that need to be satisfied before there can be a little girl. And him suggesting they use his high school girlfriend’s name might result in him forfeiting those preconditions.
Someone should have warned him about that. But it seems these individuals don't learn much even when we leave them unsupervised for five years to give them more freedom...
Umm… are we now suggesting they get a stuffed Lana?
I think a Funko Pop would be a reasonable middle ground? After all, you can't hug a Funko Pop... That already helps, I guess.
Then she had to move out and moved in with Clark while the chicken moved to his parents’ farm.
Ta-da! And that's how Lois and Clark decided to move in together. It's already been accepted as canon in this universe.
/hides various fanfics in dark recesses of the Archive/
ME AND HG WELLS:
Oh, yes, the variants.
For me, it was part 4 I think. Mainly because I’m a sucker for a good mix of UST and revelations.
Interestingly, part 4 was the last one I planned. I think I was halfway through writing "part 5" when I realized that summarizing "part 4" in a few paragraphs at the beginning wasn't working and that I needed to write it out in full instead.
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And I thank you for reading and for the wonderful comments! I love receiving comments, but for some reason, lately I've been having trouble reading any compliments about my work. I think it might have something to do with impostor syndrome, among other things... But anyway, better late than never, right?
