I can't seem to write anything in a very short form, so here's my attempt at a Micro or Super Short story! It's just terribly silly. Also, I don't think we get enough Abbott and Costello references in real life, so this is my attempt to help balance the universe there.
No beta on this one, so any mistakes are my own! I don't mind having them pointed out, since I'll plan to submit this to the archive. And of course, any other comments are really just the cherries on top of this little fluffy, whipped cream ficlet.
Thanks for reading!
P.S. I think this story is a contender for my least favorite title of a story ever. So if anyone has anything clever, I'm definitely open to options!
