Well ouch. That was a rough one. MAde th emistake to read this while laying half-sick on the couch. Not my best idea.
Also, the change from the very fluffy start looking forward to some fun family shennanigans to...the whammy stuff...was quite something. Did not expect that (despite the wanring, lol)
Lois really coming through for CLakr in this emergency situaiton was definitely good, too. She's just a badass and it shows here.
OF course, the Tank ending doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Its so absurd, that all of this is supposedly caused by the woden horse getting burned, that its kinda funny in the end. But thats the whole point of Tank endings I guess, they are not supposed to make a lot of sense.
Guesses:
So, we have a Tank ending (a tradition that hasn't really been used for a long while on this boards) and we also have the *emphasis* thing, which is something a lot of FOLC have used back in the day, but not too many do nowdays (guess there are alternate ways to do that). For this reasons, I assume it must be an old FOLC, and probably one who hasn't written LC fic for a while, too. And this leads me to highly suspect
Kaylle
Prompt giver Hmm, not sure, honestly. Nothing too specific.