Quotes
CLARK: Oh Boy
TREY: I declare this union complete, it’s consummation sanctioned by law.
TREY: I don’t know what this Kryptonite is but *if* Lord Nor is behaving illegally…
ZARA: There are techniques to help couples. Your cable television shows are most informative.
TREY (about Lois): Family friend?
LOIS: Very friendly.
LOIS: Concubines? I thought this was some great evolved civilization. Look at me, I’m on a leash.
LOIS: How married are you?
LOIS (when Try interrupts her concubine duties): Do you mind, I’m on the clock here.
LOIS: Concubine to slave, is that a step down?
LOIS: Well, if you want to know the truth. It’s kind of exciting. Oh god, do you think that’s what makes our relationship work?
Details:
The New Kryptonian royal palace spaceship meets the scout vessel on their way to New Krypton.
Kal-El is a bit uncomfortable by all the hubbub.
Kal-El and Zara are a bit awkward with each other on their wedding night.
Kal-El and Zara decide to not consummate since they’re both in love with other people.
Kal-El conspires to commit treason against the succession with his Earth woman.
Ching comes up with embracing the classic custom of professional caregivers to get Lois into the palace. Lois gets a leash!
Lord Nor has sent scouts out to Smallville. They’re impressed with having powers.
When Kal-el learns that Lord Nor and his posse have absconded from New Krypton and plan to set up shop on Earth, he’s not entirely happy about those circumstances.
When Nor arrives in Smallville, he declares himself a god, stern, unforgiving and invincible.
Nor erects a force field around Smallville.
Lord Nor has a fun way to talk to people and media.
Ran and Drill are Nor’s lieutenants. Ran is not impressed with the lack of discipline that has broken out.
Turns out, the Elder Jen May is working for Lord Nor.
Lois and Kal-El go undercover in Smallville, trying to help the people and find a way to defeat Nor.
Superman asks Dr. Klein to release the Kryptonite to him.
Clark has gone undercover to see if organized crime has taken advantage of Superman’s absence.
Ralph makes his first appearance. He hits on Lois.
Martha is certain that Clark will return home.
Lois starts talking to herself about talking to herself.
Lois really likes the black suit.
Fanfic Recommendations:
The Wedlock Wall by Female Hawk (on the dark side of the boards for some of the subject matter discussed)
When Galaxies Divide by StopQuitDont
The Care and Training of Concubines by TJGruffs (also on the dark side and slightly WIP-ish)
The Man Who Would Be King by Darth Michael (also sort of a WIP)
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