Jason Trask it is!
Why, you ask? Probably because Lois fuzzying over Jason Trask is giving more angst than Lois fuzzing over hot and steamy usage of haybales in the haybale maze?
I rest my hand over his. “I don't ever want to lose you. That's what makes this so terrifying!”
A frown crinkles his forehead.
See, when Lois will dump your unreliable chumpy, she will have lost you. So, it’s safer to not date you. Of course, you’re not allowed to date blondes, either, even when you’re not dating Lois.
“If I can’t give you everything you want, or be everything you need me to be…”
There there. Does it help to tell you he’s not even interested in coitus?
Clark brushes a tear from my cheek, though another quickly takes its place.
“I don’t need you to do or be anything! You’re perfect just as you are!”
Yep alive and fully clothed. He’s easy to satisfy.
But then, you’ll want to show me off to your friends, and I’ll piss them off with my opinions.
Nah, Diana is also a liberated princess and Bruce enjoys a happy discourse on the merits of locking up criminal mobsters. She should fit right in.
You’ll want me to trust you completely around other women,
You never completely trust a Clark around a Lois. It’s why they only had one real Lois on the show.
and I’ll be paranoid because everything you say will be the same excuses my father gave about his mistresses.
Her father also had to return a video about the buxom neighbor visiting the doctor’s office?
You’ll want to feel like a rock-star in bed,
and I won’t be convincing enough when I fake being impressed.
She will be impressed.
LOIS: Wow, you have such a great body! You’re just like Superman!
CLARK: You we’re right. You’re horrible at faking it. I know that you never slept with Superman.
My hat knocks backward, the little string catching around my neck to keep it from falling.
This works with the pointy hat, too!
You’ll never lose me, Lois. Never!
Then how do you explain his running away and / or breaking up with her?
“I’ll earn your trust, instead of just demanding it, and if we never reach the point where you can give it, then we’ll work through that together.”
Maybe they could practice trust falls some more?
“I know where I hope it’s going: somewhere amazing and beautiful.
This could imply n-stuff.
straighten my spine and kiss him back. Together, we’ll venture into the unknown.
Awww…
Hay!(Sic) There is no “New Frontier” part posted. /Transposes letters/ “The End”? Seriously? /Presses ‘rewind’/
See you in the next Alternate Reality!
Michael
