Fun!  Loved the look at the L&C universe from the bad guy's point of view... and the image of Kryptonite dust cut with flour...  I'm keeping this one in mind for Best Comedy, next year.... PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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