Are the hiccups gone??? Maybe?? Please?? But there’s still so much mystery to unravel!!
Is that the not so subtle hint that I should finally finish the series?
Oh gosh no! Then what would everyone do with their Fridays?? Plus, you know just as well as I do that us readers can’t be trusted—we’ll beg for anything from all the fic authors, including sequels that shouldn’t happen (because everything is already a complete package), and we’ll also cry and moan about how we’re dying inside and need you to make the pain stop (even though we totally want to be tortured more so that the payoff is better in the end).
So I’ll just end by saying: Why are you hurting them?? They just want to be in love!!