Hi Mary!

Time for another one?
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Does your wife know you’re still alive?”

So, this means he’s married to Lois, she doesn’t know, and they just met Al Capone.

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Of course, it was all more complicated than they realized: even though Lois had chosen him over Luthor that day in the park
laugh A short Queenie on MLT's First Comes Marriage. Oooooh, nice!

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she’d leave him.

That’s bleak. Are they completely married or is it just for the little green card? Because how does he not float?

CLARK: She’ll leave me. Why would I want to float?

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She’s spent three days thinking her husband was shot dead in front of her; don’t let this go any further than it’s already gone.”

Yeah, he’s a dead man.

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For a while, she stared at him. Then, a smile slowly curved across her face. “Oh, please do. In fact…” She stepped forward. “I was hoping you’d drop by.”

/Blinks/ Is the new widow going for the alien?

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But, you know, ‘Til Death Do Us Part', and…well, here we are.”

Yep. She’s going through her rolodex.

/Psst/ She’s already figured it out and is messing with him.

TEMPUS: That’s…that’s just … sick!

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“People get married for lots of reasons, Superman. What makes you think I miss him?”

Oh yeah, she’s way mad.

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She frowned. “Oh, are you calling Clark a sadist?”

Turnabout!

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until finally it dawned on me that there hadn’t been any blood!”

He was holding it in to keep the scene PG.

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“I married you…because I didn’t want to lose you.” Clark stared at her.

Oops?

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So, I picked the lesser evil, and here we are.”

Awww, lesser evil being a few happy months instead of losing him immediately.

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Much to his surprise, she chuckled. “Clark, you are such a…a lunkhead!”

Trademarked and all.

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“Don’t ever do that to me again.”

So, what if she gets hit on the noggin and Dr. Deter recommends Clark not tell her about her life before?

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“If you ever leave me like that again, you’re a dead man!”
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The most adorable little tale! I do wonder if Lois risked phoning the Kents. But I guess not, if she figured that Clark might be there and could overhear.

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