This was weird, but so much fun! I was already laughing from the second paragraph.

So many funny bits:

The revelation...

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"Huh, you would think this would have been the other way around..."
rotflol

And Superman in green chiffon... rotflol

And so many others...

I need to go now. You two (three), keep up the good work!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

What we've got here is failure to communicate...