Oh, it hurts — I've laughed so hard. And if I start quoting, I won't be able to stop because there's so many priceless bits. Thank you guys for this perfect moment of hilariosity — it's brilliant.
Wait. I have to quote this, at least:
“Clark! Your red underoos! They’re gone!” Lois cried in distress – but really not too much distress, because from her point of view, without the red underoos his boy bits were MUCH more noticeable, and she decided quickly that she was actually very glad that his red underoos had been stolen.
Clark gasped in horror and distress as he looked down and realized that, indeed, his red underoos were missing and that his boy bits were MUCH more noticeable.
What can I say? That speaks volumes by itself.
