Ooooh! Last one for the old year
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That’s the wrong side of the boards
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Clark smiled as he gently touched the smudge on Lois's nose.
Oh, *that* kind of dirt.
"No," I told my muse, "That wasn't what I had in mind."
Oh?
"Try the next one, then," Thalia suggested.
I move the top paper to the bottom of the stack and look at the next one down.
A-ha! Do I remember this correctly that we’ve heard of Thalia before/
Lois brushed at the glop on her legs. "I'll go undercover as a man. I'll go undercover as a hooker. But I will NEVER again go undercover as a female mud wrestler!"
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Also, as a *hooker*?
Also, have you read
Fighting Dirty by Nancy?
And what is it with all of these stories? Why is there so much dirt in them?"
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Thalia put her hand on her hip, "Well, if you gave me a nicer place to work, maybe the stories would be better."
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Bazinga!
"The locale isn't the problem. The problem is your lack of housecleaning.
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All your dust bunnies kept mating with my plot bunnies, and these stories are the result."
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I wadded up the top story, but before I could throw it at her, Thalia disappeared under the bed.
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That was wonderfully inspired. You *are* going to have this made eligible for this year’s Kerths, right?
Happy New Year!
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Michael