Originally Posted by Suggs_With_A_Box
Originally Posted by Annie B.
One of the students at my school is so excited about the new Star Wars movie that he watches the trailer every day at lunch. He's also checked out all the Star Wars novels and graphic novels that the library has, and excitedly talked about the lightsaber he made at Disneyland ("just like a 5-year-old," in his words). Today, he and a couple of other kids were playing Star Wars in the library and knocked over a bunch of Christmas decorations. When I made them stop and pick things up, one of them called me a Sith. (I responded by laughing evilly.)

Could have been worse. They could have called you Jar-Jar.

Sith was a compliment. (Mwa-ha-ha.) Jar-Jar would just be weird.

Darth Vader's Resume

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland