Clark: Wait a second. We're married now? With this cord and these outfits, I thought we were just modeling the new drapes...
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Zara: Next comes the ritual examination.
Clark: Examinaion?
Zara: Yes. Uhm, I'm not entirely familiar with Earth's customs, but you were raised Jewish... right?
(Sorry, that's what happens after you spend so much time in the pick-up lines thread...)
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Zara: Now that we've been officially married, it's time for us to take the next step...
Clark: You don't mean...
Zara: Dinner with the in-laws.
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Zara: Now, to prove your worthiness to be my husband, you must stand by my side during the coming ordeal.
Clark: Well, I've still got some of my super powers...
Zara: I'm afraid that won't help you here.
Clark: Why not? What do I need to do?
Zara: It is an ancient Kryptonian test of male patience and strength of will. It is called the Purchasing of the Shoes...
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Zara: The wedding feast will be presided over by the royal minstrel, a famed bard who only recently returned to us. His name is Elvis...
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Zara: Clark, use your X-ray vision. Look behind that wall.
Clark: Okay. There's... Wait, what's that doing there?
Zara: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
Clark: But... but...
Zara: New Krypton. I can't believe you fell for that...
