We need an "Evil Writer" shirt/mug/what have you, for those of us who delight in torturing our characters and/or readers.

Other slogan ideas:

"I'd rather be writing fanfiction."

"I'd rather be reading fanfiction."

"You tore me out of my story for this???"

Battle On,
Deadly Chakram

"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon