I've managed to finish mine but I have no idea if it's any good... hoping I can get someone to look it over before posting, but maybe I'll just put it out as is... PJ who wishes she didn't wait til the last minute 
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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