Don't know about the first five, but as for number 6, I'm excited, cause it means maybe, just maybe, QotC will be writing another great fic. Am I close? Or was beethoven closer?

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.