Well, I was going to paste a whole bunch of quotes here, the ones I thought were particularly funny-- like
“Clark!” she said delightedly. “Would you like a cat?”
“This one,” she clarified. “It’s free, it’s had all its shots, it can be easily entertained with a simple shoelace…”
“Where did it come from?”
“The depths of hell, I think.
...but the whole story is so hilarious that I might as well just paste the entire story here.
Yes, please finish it-- I'd love to know how the cat keeps finding Lois!
~Toc
