Well, Karen, at least they didn't think your name was tease-worthy!
Cute story, Saskia. Lots of fun, and a very impressive cameo-count!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.