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“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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I, too, want to quote exactly what Hasini quoted! Talk about a farmboy from Nowheresville, Keith Corn! It was priceless, Mary!!!  Ann
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Pulitzer
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What story is this thread for? I can't find anything about anything called "The Comicbook" on this site. Or is it one of those 'cute feedback thread' names?
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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Top Banana
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I don't remember "The Comicbook" being on the boards either, but it was recently uploaded to the archive.
It's cute too.
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Pulitzer
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Just read it. And you're right, it's hysterical! 
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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Top Banana
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Hehe  Superb Mary!! 
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Hatman, the lunatic mastermind? Great!
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I love it. And I know I have read it before. Let me see... Here it is: The Comic Book
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Pulitzer
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Yes, I read it on the boards, too. Thanks for the link, Olympe.
~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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Top Banana
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Oh my goodness! That was hilarious. The Keith Corn revenge is absolutely pure Lois Lane. 
Thanks to CapeFetish for the awesome icon. 
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(Tee-Hee! Oh, Superman, let me introduce you to my new
boyfriend, Keith Corn!)
(Well, Shucks and Golly-Gee, Mister Superman! I is as happy as a
hog in slop to make of your acquaintance!) That icon does not even begin to do justice to how hard I am laughing right now!
lisa in the sky with diamonds
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Freelance Reporter
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Haha, yea, this one was funny.
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