Tee-Hee! Oh, Superman, let me introduce you to my new boyfriend, Keith Corn!)
(Well, Shucks and Golly-Gee, Mister Superman! I is as happy as a hog in slop to make of your acquaintance!)
GIVE THE LADY A KERTH, ALREADY!!!
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
