First, Choose an Answer for Each of the Following:

A: Somebody Clark Kent Knows

B: An Action Done To Another Person

C: An Action Done Alone

D: A Location That Would Have Lots of People (living or dead)

E: An Ordinary Object

F: An Impediment or Handicap

G: A Color

H: A Location Starting With The First Letter of Your Name or Username

OKAY! Ready for step 2? Here we go:

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Alright, Plug Your Answers In:

"Ever since that day at H, A has had an overwhelming desire to B Superman. A gets hold of a piece of G Kryponite, thinking it may help accomplish this purpose, and lures Superman to D. Surprisingly, the G Kryptonite only afflicts Clark with F. In order to solve the problem, Clark must C with a E. Clark and A return to H for a final confrontation, and things go back to normal...for them, anyway."


The End!


Now you can either write the resulting fic, or just post what you've ended up with in this thread.

I decided to try this since I haven't been able to do any writing in over a year after the last story I wrote (for a different fandom) completely broke me.

The result was pretty ridiculous.

"Ever since that day at (in) LONDON, LOIS LANE has had an overwhelming desire to PUNCH Superman. LOIS LANE gets hold of a piece of PURPLE Kryponite, thinking it may help accomplish this purpose, and lures Superman to DISNEY WORLD. Surprisingly, the PURPLE Kryptonite only afflicts Clark with A BROKEN ARM. In order to solve the problem, Clark must JUMP with a CAMERA. Clark and LOIS LANE return to LONDON for a final confrontation, and things go back to normal...for them, anyway."

It makes me wonder what happened between Lois & Superman/Clark to make her want to punch him?

This sounds like the beginning of a fascinating story. I'm also wondering if the purple kryponite makes him clumsy or does it do something to his bones??

"Ever since that day at Vatican City, Jimmy has had an overwhelming desire to slap Superman. Jimmy gets hold of a piece of teal Kryponite, thinking it may help accomplish this purpose, and lures Superman to the Renaissance Faire. Surprisingly, the teal Kryptonite only afflicts Clark with a stutter. In order to solve the problem, Clark must <insert solo nfic thing here> with a spatula. Clark and Jimmy return to Vatican City for a final confrontation, and things go back to normal...for them, anyway."

I apologize now for my mind going to *that* solo activity.

Go home Vicki's muse you're drunk.

Not drunk, just dark.

She's drunk.

But I don't let her drink!

Check her water bottle.

Just water with a hint of lemon. But she IS a little stir crazy from all the cold weather lately. That might have something to do with it.

"Ever since that day at in Milan, Lana Lang has had an overwhelming desire to fist bump Superman. Lana Lang gets hold of a piece of orange Kryponite, thinking it may help accomplish this purpose, and lures Superman to Houston. Surprisingly, the orange Kryptonite only afflicts Clark with stuttering. In order to solve the problem, Clark must scratch with a laptop. Clark and Lana Lang return to Milan for a final confrontation, and things go back to normal...for them, anyway."