The boards have been fairly quiet lately, so I was hoping a silly challenge might perk things up a bit. Your mission -- should you choose to accept it -- is to come up with the title for a silly L&C crossover. You don't need to write the story itself, unless you wish to. The crossovers may be with other shows, with books, movies, art... you name it.


The Harlem Globetrotters vs. Superman
Lois & Clark and Lewis & Clark
World of ClarkCraft
Flight of the Clarklebee
Lois & Clark In M. C. Escher - land
Lois & Clark in Candyland
Portrait of Dorian Kent
Lois & Clark through the Looking Glass
Jurassic Clark

Next?

Joy,
Lynn

Lois & Clark Meet Scooby-Doo
Lois and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Smallville Abbey
The Clan of the Kryptonians
Metropolis 911!
Superman vs. Godzilla
Mona Lois
My (Kryptonite) Heart Will Go On
Lois & Clark vs. Dave Barry
Bureau 39 from Outer Space
Lois and Clark and Batman and Robin
Lex Luthor's Bad Romance
Dr. Klein, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Superheroes

What fun. (Superman vs. Godzilla was sort of, almost canon. Well, OK, it was more like Superman and Godzilla vs. Lois Lane, but who's counting?)

I especially love "Lois and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." That was one of my favourite books as a child, and thoughts of it still brighten my mood a bit when I am having one of those days.

And in the realm of children's books, how about: Clark Kent Hears a Who

Joy,
Lynn

Night of the Living Dead Luthors?

Good one, NostalgiaKick!

Joy,
Lynn

When Clark Met Lois ('When Harry Met Sally')
Sleepless in Metropolis ('Sleepless in Seattle')
The Newspaper ('The Notebook')
Write Anything ('Say Anything')
While You Were Flying ('Why You Were Sleeping')
It Happened One Stakeout ('It Happened One Night')
A Love Triange To Remember ('An Affair to Remember')
You've Got Leads ('You've Got Mail')

A quick 'ode' to the romantic comedies I know and love ...

Great idea, Lynn!
Laura

50 Shades of Luthor
Kryptonian Sematary
Clark is from Mars, Lois is from Venus
The Little Bureau that Could
Waiting for Ultrawoman: A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
Naked Came the Superhero
Superhero: The Heart of a Dog
The Valley of Heroes
The Alien Hunters
The Plains of Kansas, or, ******* Their Way to Metropolis
The Shelters of Newspapers
The Land of Painted Kryptonite, or, Plodding through Metropolis

I'd read these! Although, the last one might have to be switched to "You've Got Tights?!"

This one sounds good.
This would might have to be Nfic.

Great titles.

I still like the crossover idea of LnC meets Rocky Horror.

I don't have any good title ideas of my own. Titles aren't my forte.

'You've Got Tights?!'

WAY better, Virginia! Perfect
Laura

Thanks, Laura.

I can think of a plot for "While You were Flying" (one of my favorite movies, BTW, is While You were Sleeping... you had some good choices on your list.) While Superman was busy saving the world (i.e. flying), Lois falls in love with her ordinary, sweet, lovable partner -- Clark. Although, I'm not quite sure how Clark will be in both places at once. UNLESS he's recovering from a Kryptonite exposure, so Superman tells Clark (perhaps it would be better if he told Lois, so Superman doesn't leave without saying goodbye) that he will be off planet for an undesignated amount of time. Meanwhile, Clark is more inept while adapting to his powers-free life and the not-worrying about endangering Lois (and his family) gives Clark the freedom to pursue Lois romantically. It has possibilities.

Yeah, it does!

Write this--or somebody definitely should! 'While You Were Sleeping' is at the Very Top of my 'Favorite Movies Ever' list. It's so light, so fun (and funny), so completely enjoyable. Practically the whole thing is memorized, word for lovely word .

Combining a favorite movie plot with a favorite subject (L&C)--pure bliss .

Laura

Clark Kent and the Krypton's stone
Lois Lane and the chamber of supersuits
Superman and the prisoner of Arkham (Feat. Batman)
Lois and Clark and the half-blood Kryptonian

(Not sure what to do with the rest of Harry Potter book titles. )

DalekDoh, welcome to the boards and thank you for joining in this discussion.

Laura, you and I have decidedly similar tastes in shows. (Although I must admit that I have yet to watch Sleepless in Seattle. One of these days, though... Perhaps when I retire and have some free time.)

Annie, 50 Shades of Luthor?

Virginia, "You've Got Tights" is brilliant.

How about the following?
PygmaLane (with apologies to G.B. Shaw, of course)
Take the Last Train to Loisville (Well, the Monkees already sang about Clarksville...)
Clark Kently's Holistic Detective Agency (a cross between L&C and a Douglas Adams mystery/comedy)
Superdog (A Superman/Underdog crossover, not to be confused with the you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it The Adventures of Superpup)

Joy,
Lynn

'Take the Last Train to Loisville'--I have had that melody in my head all evening, Lynn . Love it!

Definitely see 'Sleepless in Seattle' sometime, someday, when you get the chance. Quite romantic .

Great thread,
Laura

Super Who: The New Series (Can't be bothered to do classic right now, maybe later) Some obvious links to the wider DC universe. Picture a L&C that ran for 9 seasons and everything was wrapped up in the last seasons. Now if someone could write these stories, with these titles, I'd be very impressed.

Season 1

Lois
The End Of Krypton
The Unquiet Kryptonians
Aliens Of Metropolis/ Planet-ary War
Brainiac
The Lois Game
Jonathon's Day
The Smart Kid/ Superman Dances
Smallville Boom
Bad Bat/ The Partners Of Many Ways

Season 2

The Christmas Intermission
New Krypton
Kat's Tooth & Claw
Perry's School Reunion
The Lane In The Fireplace
The Rise Of Lex/ The Man Of Steel
The Editor's Paper
The Impossible Power/ The Luthor Pit
Love & Reporters
Army Of Notes/Doomsday

Season 3

The Runaway Clone
Lane & Kent
The Wells Code
Gridlock
Daleks In Metropololis/ Evolution Of The Justice League
The Kryptonian Experiment
42
Kryptonian Nature/ The Family Of Lois
Blink
Utopia/ Wall Of Sound Of Drums/ Last Of The Kryptonians

Season 4

Voyage Of The Olsens
Partners In Crime-Solving
The Fires Of Clark
Planet Of The "Ohhhhhh!!!!!" ("Ohhhhh!!!!!" to be read as Teri Hatcher's voice)
The Lexcorp Stratagem/ The Poisoned Jimmy
Clark's Daughter
The Alien & The Wasp
Silence At The Planet/ Forest Of The Newspapers
Midnight Flight
Fly Left/ The Stolen Lois/ Journey's End
The Next Kent
Daily Planet Of The Dead
The Waters Of Lane
The End Of Lois' Pregnancy

Season 5
The Eleventh Jimmy
The Lex Below
Victory Of The Luthor
The Time Of Intergang/ Flesh & Phone
The Vampires Of Metropolis
Lois' Choice
The Hungry Krypton/ Clark's Blood
Gene Vincent & Clark
The Jimmy
The Phantom Zone Opens/ The Big Bang

Season 6

A Toyman's Carol
The Impossible Flying Human/ Day Of The Kat
The Curse Of The Luthor
Superman's Wife
The Rebel Kryptonians/ The Almost Humans
A Good Jimmy Goes To War
Let's Kill Luthor
Kite Terrors
The Lois Who Waited
The Super Complex
Flying Time
The Wedding Of Lucy Lane

Season 7

The Kryptonian, The Lane, & The Cape
Arkham Of The Daleks
Brainiacs On A Spaceship
A Town Called Smallville
The Power Of Four
Lexcorp Takes Metropolis
The Supermen
The Bells Of Nigel St. John
The Rings Of Zara & Ching
Cold Nor
Snide
Journey To The Centre Of The Daily Planet
The Red, Blue & Yellow Horror
Nightmare Of The Metallo Men
The Name Of Superman
The Day Of Superman
The Time Of Superman

Season 8

Super Breath
Into The Phantom Zone
Robot Of Smallville
Listen
Super Heist
The Reporter
Kill The Moons
Martha On The Orient Express
Flatlane
In The Forest Of The Whites
Dark Water/ Death In Seven

Season 9

Lois' Christmas
The Reporter's Apprentice/ The Billianaire's Servant
Under The Lane/ Before The Clark
The Lana Who Died/ The Lois Who Lived
The Lexcorp Invasion/ The Lexcorp Collapse
Bruce, Friend No More/ Face The Bat
Heaven Bent/ Hell Dent

Jimmy versus the Volcano
Planet of the Capes
Pon Farr at the Planet
Lois and the Tramp
So I Married a Superhero
Adventures in Reporting (Babysitting)
A Reporter and a Gentleman
Raiders of the Lost Clark
February Sky: Jonathan and Martha's Tale or, How I Met My Son
Clarken Run? (Sorry, it's really early.)
Lois of Olive Orchards
Abs of Steel
The Not So Sure Thing
The Karate Kent
Lane and the Wolf (Peter)
The Kryptonian and I

Clark and the Neverland Pirates

Superman vs. the Creepers in the land of Minecraft.

To round out the Nicholas Sparks movies in the living room closet...

Message in a Globe ('Message in a Bottle')
Nights in Metropolis ('Nights in Rodanthe')
A Flight to Remember ('A Walk to Remember')

Gotta love the Chick Flicks
Laura

Some more Harry Potter variants:

Harry Potter and the Kryptonian Clone
Harry Potter and the Fortress of Solitude
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Arkham
(also a Batman crossover - I'll be amazed if someone hasn't already used this title... apart from earlier in this thread, which I somehow missed before I posted)
etc.

Lex and the City
Live and Lex Die
Lex and the Single Reporter
etc.

Daily Planet of the Apes
Pulp Krypton
The Usual Supervillains
Dr. Kline or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kryptonian

Star Wars: A New Kryptonian
Star Wars: Lexcorp Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the something that relates to Superman and rhythms with Jedi (sorry, I have no idea!)

Amazingly, considering how many crossovers I've written, I haven't written any of these yet...

I know it doesn't rhyme with Jedi but ... he does keep returning after every 90 days ...

Star Wars: Return of the Imp

I've just had a long day and I'm too tired to write individual replies, but I just wanted to let y'all know that these posts are letting me end the day with a smile. Thank you! (I was especially tickled by "Daily Planet of the Apes" and "Pulp Krypton".)

Joy,
Lynn

I was going to go with "The Clone Wars."

Magic Clark XXL

Little Paper on the Prairie
Farmer Alien Boy

Little Paper in the Big Woods
On the Shores of Hobbs Bay

Any "The Mindy Project" fans out there? Because Diamond Dan's bedroom performance was absolutely brilliant and a highlight of that show. I'm going to be imagining Clark in this role all day now. Hey, nfic authors out there...write this for me!

Now there's one I wish they'd made into an episode. Excuse me while I clean up this puddle of drool...

Friends: The One With Superman
Superman's Neighborhood (Mister Roger's Neighborhood)
Krypton Street (Seasame Street)

Oh, I definitely would have watched that!

Me too! (Late night Friends reruns inspired the idea...)

A Kansas Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Clark Twist (Oliver Twist)
Newspaper and Prejudice
Lois's Lethal Weapon
Gone in 0.06 Seconds

Alien--Ripley wakes up Clark.
Armageddon - NOT!
Popeye versus Superman (Spinach is green, after all.)
Cool Hand Lois

Okay, so I did write a crossover with Men In Black already, but here's a potential title for another one.

Men In Black, Man In Blue

Watching Aladdin with the kiddos and this one occurred to me

1001 Metropolis Nights

I call dibs on "Lois and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."

I got that one a few posts ago. We can share.

We can have two with the same title.

Also, since Lex is short for Alexander, I also suggest "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" as a live option.