How to Tell if Your Neighbor Is a Kryptonian: - 05/04/08 10:29 PM
How to Tell if Your Neighbor Is a Kryptonian:
1. When you ask him where his step ladder is, he stares at you blankly.
2. He knocks on your door to ask you to turn down the loud music. You were listening to headphones at the time.
3. He is cryptic about where he gets all his take-out.
4. In discussing home improvements, he expresses a strong desire to fortify and retexture the bedroom ceiling.
5. He does so by the next morning, with no signs of a construction crew coming or going.
6. He also remodels his kitchen and living room during that time.
7. He doesn't really appreciate St. Patrick's day.
8. He is reluctant to buy his wife Emeralds.
9. His children are significantly stronger than your teenage son.
10. They're two.
11. While commenting on how good his cooking is, you notice the stove isn't even plugged in.
12. You're about to star in a fic written by someone who's read this list. (Including any of these elements ain't necessary. In fact, whether you write a fic or not, feel free to add your own HtTiYNiaK's!)
1. When you ask him where his step ladder is, he stares at you blankly.
2. He knocks on your door to ask you to turn down the loud music. You were listening to headphones at the time.
3. He is cryptic about where he gets all his take-out.
4. In discussing home improvements, he expresses a strong desire to fortify and retexture the bedroom ceiling.
5. He does so by the next morning, with no signs of a construction crew coming or going.
6. He also remodels his kitchen and living room during that time.
7. He doesn't really appreciate St. Patrick's day.
8. He is reluctant to buy his wife Emeralds.
9. His children are significantly stronger than your teenage son.
10. They're two.
11. While commenting on how good his cooking is, you notice the stove isn't even plugged in.
12. You're about to star in a fic written by someone who's read this list. (Including any of these elements ain't necessary. In fact, whether you write a fic or not, feel free to add your own HtTiYNiaK's!)