Summary: A Pheromone, My Lovely what if. What if Superman had been affected by the concentrated spray and Lois hadn't shown much resistance to his advances? Consequences abound. Can this severe misstep be put right or is their relationship over before it really began? An answer to Bizarro Kerth Challenge #3.

Rating: PG-14

Alternative take on idea seen in different fic, Restraint.

ATTENTION–
Trigger Warning 1: Story contains intimate encounter (non-graphic) where one party is impaired and taken advantage of.
Trigger Warning 2: Story contains sensitive topics but are addressed in a manner that is as honest and respectful as possible.

A/N: This premise is definitely far from what I typically write, but this plot bunny was insistent and I decided to try to stretch myself. Also, to relieve some concerns, like all of my other stories, there is a happy ending!, it'll just take some time to get there.
A/N 2: Special thanks to KSaraSara who helped me flesh out the plot and story ^_^
A/N 3: Slight alteration, 'The Foundling' episode took place before 'Pheromone My Lovely'.

Here is the first chapter: Temptation

So let me be the first to say that I was VERY skeptical that I would like this story given the premise. But! I think Blueowl managed to pull it off--to the point where I kept asking for more until it was finished!

It's a well-written journey that explores the topic well.

Hmmm, this is different. Let's see Part Two.

KSaraSara - Thanks ^_^ And thanks so much for helping me zero in on areas that needed a bit more oomph.

Morgana - Thanks for giving it a try.

Next part is here: Demoralizing

I promise there is light after this.

I already LOVE this story! Can't wait for more!

So far, I like what I've read. I'm curious how Clark will cope in his Clark persona. Waiting for the next chapter.

Superjan - Thanks ^_^ Glad you're enjoying it

bakasi - Things will certainly be rough... but a glimmer of light is coming

Next part is up ^_^ : Admittance

Chapter 1 - Lois thought she was checking the water level but dove in shortly afterwards, anyway, without fully considering the consequences of her actions. Definitely the Season 1 Lois in the show. This could be an extension of that scene in the episode where she and Superman kissed at the airport, since she jumped at the chance to kiss him when she thought he was affected by the spray.

Chapter 2 - Excellent chapter of the you-know-what hitting the fan as reality sinks in. Is this by any chance an answer to the Bizarro Kerth Challenge #3? It fits pretty close, even if it was unintentional.

Chapter 3 - Yay for Martha! Brilliantly treading that fine line of calming her upset son at the same time expressing her disappointment and anger at Lois. Glad to see a glimmer of light at the end of the dark tunnel.

Definitely well-written, realistic, in character, and so far a gentle handling this challenging topic. Looking forward to more.

cuidadora -
- Yeah, Season 1 Lois unfortunately did not yet have as much self-control or maturity as the later Lois did. To me, it makes perfect sense that this Lois would not make the right choice if this situation occurred.
- Yeah....I think I will have this be an answer to the Bizarro Kerth Challenge #3, thanks for suggesting it ^_^. The required quote is in chapter 4.
- Martha is the perfect mother bear and sensible guide. I'm glad I got her character right
Glad you're liking this so far. This has definitely been one of the hardest things I've written in a while.

Here is chapter 4: Priorities

I just got caught up with this story. I almost passed on it because of the topic but I’m glad I didn’t. It’s very well written and you are handling a difficult topic very well, with the respect and compassion it deserves.

Lois didn’t think through what she was doing. It was selfish and immature and she gave no thought to how Superman would feel when he was no longer under the influence of Miranda’s pheromones. Now, though, she’s paying the price and the guilt is overwhelming. I’m glad there’s going to be a happy ending and it will be interesting to see how they get there.

I feel for Clark. He was violated but Martha is just brilliant with her love and support. I can understand her wanting to box Lois’s ears. Her words of comfort and wisdom were spot on.

I can’t believe Lois didn’t open the envelope. I hope she does so
soon. I want to know what Clark wrote! I can’t wait for more! Thank you for writing and sharing this story! I’m hooked!!

I'm glad they were able to talk and I liked how Lois apologized, even if Clark was kind of the wrong person to get that apology. I hope he will talk to her as Superman.

And now Nightfall is looming. Don't know why I was surprised. Of course, it fits the timeline. Maybe, because Wendy Richards had a fic with a similar premise that happened after Nightfall.

Anyway, I'm hooked and can't wait to see the next chapter.

Aaaaaagggggjhhhhhhhh. What’s in the letter!!!!

Fantastic story so far.

Songbird -
Thanks for giving it a chance ^_^. And yeah, Lois' is certainly learning from her mistake.
As for the letter, it's coming, though Lois being Lois....
Glad you like the story so far

bakasi -
It certainly helped them both I think. Oh! I think I remember that one. I'll need to re-read it though to be sure Thanks for reading!

Toomi8 -
I understand. I tried to get her to read it sooner, but she refused. Anyway, thanks ^_^


Here is the Chapter 5: Impact

Thanks for a wonderful chapter! It’s interesting that even with memory loss, Clark’s heart lead him to Lois. When he gets his memory back, I wonder if that will resonate with him. It has to tell him something. Sometimes you just have to follow your heart instead of your brain, especially when dealing with a powerful emotion like love. Lois is going to be in for a surprise when she finds an unconscious Superman in her apartment. I hope she reads the letter soon. I love this story and I can’t wait for more!

Songbird - Thanks ^_^

Next chapter is here: Waking

Thanks for another wonderful chapter. I wasn’t expecting Lois to reach out to Perry for help so that was a surprise. It will be interesting to see what happens after Clark gets his memories back. Hopefully Lois will read Superman’s letter before that happens. I love this story and I can’t wait for more!

Poor Clark, he really is in a bad way. Good thing he has help. Eagerly waiting for the next chapter

Everyday I eagerly check the boards for a new chapter to your story! So thankful you gave us the hope for a happy ending!

Just got caught up and all I can say is: Woah.

This was definitely handled better than I expected, and I am looking forward to the rest. Also, I have my suspicions about what's going on with Lois's stomach...

Songbird - Thanks. I figured she would rely on Perry for support, especially after how he had helped Superman in the heat wave ^_^

bakasi - Yup, help is on the way

Superjan - Yeah.... with the beginning I knew I had to reassure people

Queen of the Capes - I'm relieved I'm handling this delicate situation as well as I was aiming for. Like everyone else, I was a bit leery with the premise, but the plot bunny wouldn't let go....

Here is the next part: Memory

I get so wrapped up in the story I forget there's an unopened letter in the mix that I'm dying to know about! Great update. Excited to read more.

Arglehinglebingle! Now I know what people mean when they complain about story parts being too short! This is...you're just ending it there? Right there? The rest of the chapter is coming up later, right? Right???

Finally got to this story last night. Sorry, there’s no chapter feedback but I read the entire story. Just couldn’t stop.

Blueowl, this is excellent! I can hardly wait for the next part.

Yeah, Superman and Lois are talking again. I think there is nothing wrong with the coffee.

Come back with that letter, soon

Thanks for a great chapter! Lois’s confession and Superman’s reaction were spot on. I can’t wait for more!

Toomi - Thanks. Well, the letter is coming up ^_^

Queen of the Capes - *pats your back due to coughing-fit?* If you reacted like that from the last part, I'll go ahead and promise now that I'll post the final chapter to Impulse before too long....

Penny_Lane - Glad you gave it a shot Thanks.

bakasi - Coughcough. You might be right.

Songbird - I was a little nervous, going this way, but I couldn't imagine another approach. Glad it worked out.

Here is the new part: Regain

Just one more chapter after this.

*ducks nervously behind my desk*
Yes, there will be a sequel.

Whoa! Plot twist. I did not see that coming.

Loved the letter, it was very sweet. Can't wait to see the reunion between Lois and Clark.

Plus, yay! Sequel!

OMG I KNEW IT!!!!

For the record, those were some impressive red herrings you dragged across the trail. Major kudos!

But now I must know how the conversation goes. Who says what first? What are they going to do? Blue, come back here! XD

Yay for another chapter. Liked the letter. And I'm very much looking forward to that conversation

Great chapter! Queen of the Capes was right. Kal El’s letter was beautiful. Lois wasn’t the only one with teary eyes. I can’t wait for that conversation! There’s going to be two revelations. I wonder who will be more shocked. I hope the next chapter is coming very soon!! Thank you!

Wow! I can't believe I missed the red herrings, but Queen, looks like you nailed it earlier.

Blueowl, you did a great job in creating the perfect scenario for mending the break in the Lois/Superman relationship. Having the letter delivered before Nightfall but unread until they are together worked well in facilitating a smoother resolution. And knowing how curious Lois Lane can be; not reading the letter really highlights the dept of her emotional turmoil. Superman’s unconditional acceptance and forgiveness along with the sorrowful remorse from Lois was real and very much appreciated by this reader. This situation could easily--and understandably so--destroy any relationship beyond repair.

And just when you think everything is gonna be okay…………………
Can't wait for the final chapter! But, I suspect you are going to deliver a cliffhanger the size of Kansas; something analogous to the scene
Thank you so much for easing our angst with the promise of a sequel! I do hope you have that sequel well underway.

Toomi8 - Thanks ^_^ It took a few nights for my head to come up with the letter.

Queen of the Capes - Yup I wanted to leave hints but not make it obvious; glad it worked.

bakasi - The conversation will be up shortly....

Songbird - Both will certainly be surprised...as for who will be more stunned, I'll let you decide.

Penny_Lane - Thanks, I was a little nervous about not pulling it off: involving/showing realistic emotions/consequences while having the relationship actually repair. As for the ending, I think I have a manageable end that isn't a torturous cliffhanger

Here is the next chapter: Reconcile

I'm currently working on the sequel as well as the second half of Keeper. Not sure when I'll begin posting either, as I prefer to have the whole story almost completely done at least, but hopefully by the summer.

Hope everyone liked Impulse. Please let me know your thoughts

Ok. Since you asked for thoughts:

1. *Squeeeee!* (Yes, that is one of my thoughts)

2. I'm actually a little bit divided on the ending. On the one hand, I can absolutely see Clark being elated at having a kid, circumstances aside, and you've already done an excellent job showing how he forgave Lois and moved past what happened.

On the other hand, this does tread dangerously close to the tropes that one associates with less-careful handlings of non-con. In other words, it can't actually be that easy, that clean, tied up in a bow that pretty... Or can it? Lois did do her penance, after all, and it would be cruel to say she forfeited a relationship with Clark entirely...

So yeah, I'm not 100% sure what to think, other than that I can buy Clark being happy about the kid and that part works out wonderfully for him and I'm happy to see him happy. The rest...well, I'm looking forward to the sequel.

I enjoyed this chapter a lot! I think it’s in Clark’s nature to be forgiving. Maybe it’s the way he was raised, a Kryptonian thing or a combo of both, but despite everything that happened, he still loves Lois, wants to be with her, and is willing to put what happened behind him and move forward. Sometimes you just have to follow your heart.

I liked how Lois let Clark know she was pregnant. I can see Clark being so happy about having a baby, even under the circumstances the baby was conceived. I think the following paragraph sums it up nicely:

"Lois, we can't control what other people think or feel. Try not to dwell too much on any negative reactions people might have, no matter who they are. How they feel is their problem; don't let it be yours too," he stated. "This is our life, our child. We're . . . we're a family now."

Thank you for the happy ending! I love this story and can’t wait for the sequel! Summer isn’t too far off!

Thank you for giving us to the revelation(s) now! That makes the wait for the sequel a bit easier!!

Unconditional love and forgiveness are such powerful acts. Without them, an authentic happily ever after would be very unlikely in this situation. And the verbal expression of such doesn't guarantee smooth sailing ahead. Sometimes living out those actions may take some time--maybe a long time. The hurt and regret caused by betrayals/disappointments, etc don't heal instantaneously. But ultimately, it's the only choice that can redeem such circumstances. Sadly, those choices, because they are so hard, are not generally the norm for the reality we live in. Maybe that's why we love fanfiction!!

Blueowl, you were brave to examine this issue. Thanks for allowing us to take this journey along with you. Looking forward to what you have in store for Act II.

I understand where you're coming from which is why I decided I had to do a sequel. Wrapping it all up in an epilogue (which had been the original plan) just didn't seem possible -- not if I wanted to do it justice anyway. Also, like with most monumental life events, it takes time to soak in, and even when you make a decision you would make anyway after thinking things through, it still takes a while to fully process, and while processing reality has a way of hitting you in waves.

Hopefully Sol will put your concerns to rest (as I think at least some are my fears too

Thanks for reading and reviewing ^_^

Thanks ^_^ Glad you enjoyed it. I think any relationship requires love and trust, and Lois has learned from her mistake and I think has demonstrated that to Clark enough for things to move forward. There are still issues (obviously), hence the sequel, but yeah, they're a family now :3

Thanks ^_^ I didn't feel like it would be very nice to make you all wait an indefinite amount of time for the sequel (that I couldn't wait either).

And you're exactly right that saying something is not the same as living it. They still have many things to work through, both personally and together. And it is very unfortunate that many people are not willing to suffer through those sorts of 'growing pains' (in the appropriate situations) to get to a better tomorrow.

Again, thanks for taking a chance with this fic and reviewing. I know the topic is . . . sensitive, but the plot bunny wouldn't let go and I think it was a story worth telling

I enjoyed the story, thanks for sharing it with us!

To address the issue of forgiveness and moving on, you did it fairly briefly, but in a way that I found real and believable. Lois looked at her life and didn't like what she found, and then she pursued healthy change. She was also genuinely remorseful. Both of those are powerful, and necessary for true healing to occur for all parties. So I can understand the joy that Clark feels about the child, and his willingness to move forward with Lois.

Thanks ^_^
And yeah, Lois definitely had a wake up call of sorts and made the right but difficult choice of maturing and correcting herself. I'm glad my efforts came across the right way and that things were believable.
I'm not sure when I'll be posting the next installment. My muse, of course, is deciding to be more difficult than I had anticipated, but hopefully it'll be nice soon.

Thanks again for reviewing

Hi Blueowl!

Part 1

Oh, *this* is the route you’re taking. Not something while Lois was still affected. /Gets popcorn/

It would have kick-started the Internet half a decade earlier?

Teensy weensy bit. You know, like Betelgeuse is also just a small speck in the night sky.

Okay, his heart swelled.

Tapping a lovestruck Kryptonian, that’s…risky, isn’t it? Also, plot bunny: Lex learns Superman is chemically susceptible.

“The fall from the House of Luthor”

Yes, it would be problematic if he started to float and then rotate head over heels.

Yes, she does hug him a lot, so any closer would not be appropriate in the newsroom.

Yes, another thing he shouldn't reveal to her in the newsroom.

Naughty naughty, not thinking about Lois. Tsk tsk tsk.

Not going there. Not going there. Not going there.

Oh, he *was*thinking about Lois. Just in a…different context. Maybe an … Arabian Nights context?

Love struck Clark is adorable!

awwww



LOIS: You think Superman’s attracted to me? Wow. . .

Did Cat use the elevator? Because then the cabin would be used to…things.

See, she should have put herself in mortal danger on a weekly basis. That way Superman would have realized his feelings that much sooner. Oh, wait …

Nah, no more than Cat is on a normal day at the office.

So... taking one for the team? Keep him occupied?

Like…is he allowed to marry a human?

She needs to be careful now.

oh…oh…oh… indeed. Also, and we’re off to the races

Looking forward to catching the next part. Just need to make sure to cover all the vignettes that are popping up, too

Michael

I just read through this story, and I have to say -- wow! Difficult topic. Very well done.

I thought Clark's reaction to what Lois did was spot on, and I really liked how you approached her remorse/guilt --> self-reflection --> growth.

The conversation Clark had with Martha, also A+++. Martha always knows best!

Thank you for sharing!

-Bek

Darth -- Thanks for the dense review! Glad you're enjoying it so far. This is without question the most 'heated' fic I've ever written. It was definitely a challenge for me, so it's always nice to read people's thoughts on it.

SuperBek -- ^_^ Thanks. I loved writing Martha. She pretty much writes herself. As for Lois, yeah, growth was vital here, because I knew if she didn't grow, a reconciliation wouldn't be achievable. Clark needed to see how much her mistake had cost her. Thanks for reading And I can't wait to see more fics from you

Hi Blueowl!

So sorry it took so long to get to Part 2. It really just been juggling all the new content and trying to only get one started story to fall behind and then the weeks passed by

Your sneaky writer, you. Given the boards bright color scheme, I really didn’t expect them to fall into bed. Well, given the remarks, I kind of expected them that eventually, but not expected this early

CAT: So, import, then?

Lois! Not on the light side of the boards!

She really needs more points of reference. Maybe she should do Clark next.

I gather it was…super?

/Points at Centauri anatomy/ (see Babylon 5)


Luckily, most criminals wouldn’t exploit this angle.
Mindy, Toni, Toni:

…before demonstrating just how happy he was right then and there?

Yes, Lois, you got there first. No one scooped you on that one. Not Linda. Not Cat. Not Claude.

What if he develops an unhealthy attachment? Keeps hovering over her during her work?

Three times, no less, too!

Yes, but she’s still in bed.
LOIS: It’s my apartment. I can’t exactly sneak out. Unless I have a story. And need to head over to Clark’s. I could leave a note…

Well…it’s morning. /Points at blanket/ See?

Or take advantage again.

She could tell him that it was a mistake.

CLARK: I forgot? Nooooo!

Too much of that green stuff. That Kryptonian Ale.

“oopsie daisy”?

Oh boy…

So, basically, the two peed in a pod? (sic)

/Gets out pen and paper/ see, this here is you…

LOIS: But he is such a strong man. How could I ever resist his …. charm.

/Points at double standard/

Does it count if I took a few days between reading?

Again, double standard.

LOIS: Well, you are such a strong man…

Sooo…bad no-no?

“horny”?

Let me draw you a picture…

He will revisit after one or two lonely nights.

It’s an unfair comparison. Kryptonian men don’t have a biological imperative. Just look at Superman who only became interested in women long after he had arrived on Earth.

/Points at ‘H is for hubris’ by Pam J/

Given Kryptonian tradition, it involves a slinky plastic dress and a leash.

I’m sure Superman will want to co-parent?

Lalalala… not going there! Lalalala…

He could explain that he felt very uncomfortable with Lois coming on to him the way she did during the pheromone incident. It's best they no longer work together and with the Met Star having just come under new management…

I'm sure Lex would hire Superman as his personal shield and go to guy for convincing people to sell to Lex or pay money for his inaction.

There’s a lot of possibly fitting images in the net (I’m sure).

I so did not expect that exact turn of events, Blueowl. Great work

Michael

Hi Blueowl!

Part 3

I just realized from the previous part, there is a not so favorable alternative to Superman’s outrage: he withstood Lois for 48 hours, but Lois gave in. It’s just not fair that he was meant to be the good guy and he might resent her a bit for that bit of torture.

But those canine obits just don’t write themselves. It’s not her fault that it took three weeks to properly memorialize Fluffles, the mayor’s daughter’s pet poodle.

LOIS: No?

That’s morning sickness, honey. Don’t worry, it will clear up in a few months. Right before the sleepless nights start.



Lois responded favorable to Superman’s advances and now Superman is annoyed and Clark is mopey.

Charades?

There was a romcom in the 80s: Love Potion No. 9. Today, you’d call it a date rape thriller.

She was still horny from unresolved…attraction?

Would he feel less upset if it had been Clark and she had offered to continue the next morning?

And he wouldn’t even leave her a card at the office to identify her as one of his main squeezes. Just to make them even.

He got over her stealing his story, too!

He could work with Claude and discuss their failed attempts at courting Lois.

That’s what you call irony, isn’t it?



Yes, she’s supposed to not be very good at it, say all her former boyfriends.

/Points at Clark/

Well, not sure if that helps or makes things worse.

HERB: If Utopia were in danger, I’d intervene. Alas, all looks good for now.

The next Superman interview should be fun…

You sure weren’t kidding, there. I really do feel guilty making light of those great passages you graced us with

Michael

Hi Blueowl!

On to Part 4…

Whoa, you’re stretching this out! so, what happened during Nightfall? And Project Shockwave?

Which brings up another subject: how come she’s still alive? Given the lack of Superman rescues.
LOIS: And given the lack of Page One exposés.

Which is why things work.

Hmmm…because he got secondhand information on what he’d missed? Nah, doesn’t work…

So…she went up a clothes’ size?

So, the awards are just a nice add-on?
Lois: Yes. Yes! That’s it!

And then she meets the missus.

Here you go with the resolutions.

But…but…but, story!

Aaaahhhhh…Nightfall.

A mind wiped Clark should be interesting.

While his good sense regarding women hadn’t improved from his college days. He still falls for any leggy brunette with a penchant for danger that tumbles into his path.

LOIS: Crap. Superman’s up there on the podium.

I’ll stick with my assumption from one parts ago – she’s so pregnant.

She really did break.

Even more interesting: the could destroy her in tandem!

Oh boy.

Looking forward to part five…oh wait

Michael

Hi Blueowl!

Part 5

/Imagines classic space-age motive/

“rather hide in a hole in the ground and forget all about you and this entire mess”?

“Got hit by a meteorite while out on the field”
And
“ran off with highschool sweetheart”

Great writing!

This entire sequence works also for Lois and Superman’s night together.

LOIS: Yes, I did offer guidance but he assured me he knows what to do.

At least she can now say that it wasn't her federal disaster that made Superman disappear.

Oh boy, will that convince Clark of Cat’s statement about their relationship?

Oh that’s gonna be interesting. And what will Martha say about Lois snaring Superman again?

Oh boy. More tomorrow!

Michael

Hi Blueowl!

Onward, onward to Part 6!

CAT: The first time scientists would find something interesting in Lois’s bed.

Awww, raccoon face!



Why alcohol wouldn't be advisable anyway.

Did Superman drag in space dirt?

Suicide?

He did drag in space dust!

Yes, why would he come back to the place of the double standard?

LOIS: Sleep with you? Are you sure?

Maybe she should tell him that he’s dressed as Superman, not as her lover, so the doctors would know how to care for him.

TEMPUS:

Well, he didn’t the fight her the last time either.
SUPERMAN: hey, I certainly didn’t just lie there, limply, in her arms!

Clark!

Lex! Lex would come and help!

She didn’t want to presume with the intimate name?

Looky there, she was so horrible to him, she’s the last thing he’ll remember.

Superman: No … I think she’s my…wife. At least that’s what explains those memories…

See? Wife.

Yes, after he gets naked again.

He’s a muttonheaded dolt, so …

He’d wonder where the little one came from.

Yes, he’s a very filthy boy. He needs a sponge bath.

Yes, no nookie with the amnesiac. And no calling Dr Deter.

He looks so much like Clark at naked, I mean nine, doesn’t he?

Hey, when did they get the Lois & Superman sex tape?

Yes, Lex wouldn’t knock.

See you in part 7

Michael

Darth Michael - Glad you're enjoying the fic so much And thanks for super reviewing ^_^

Hi Blueowl!

Part 7!
I’m sorry, I just can’t help but flash to the first James Bond movie and Dr. No

Yes, he usually does a slight dazed ‘yo dude…'

Alert! Doctor! Alert! Doctor!

Kal-El: Trey?

Oh no, he forgot everything connected to Lois!

But Dr. Deter said to not mention the patient’s life. It’s important the patient remembers on their own. He even went to the trouble and established a seminar for amnesiac nubile women to help them rediscover themselves on their own. I’m sure his methods can also help Superman.

Like when he suddenly remembers to feed the neighbor’s cat? And that he has a neighbor.

Boney. And Lois is not wearing any clothes.

Yes, just very dense bone structure noticeable.

KAL-EL: so, sleeping with Lois is okay then?
LOIS: Yes! I mean sleep. Here. Not with me. Unless…?

LOIS: Come to mama!

CLARK: What powers?

LOIS: Protection? I mean the doctor ordered it so I could get it on a prescription?

Yes, if he only remembered then in bed together…

Yes. Bug eyes. Grey skin. Some small appendages.

LEX:

That’s right, he never told her about the wifey back home.

Oh no, he does remember!

Stress relieve after rescues. It’s her civic duty.

Yes, she’s secretly in love with him. Doesn’t want to scare him off.

LOIS:

You know, this could be even more awkward if she had been with Clark and Superman remembers.



Michael

Hi Blueowl!

Part 8
/Raises eyebrows/


Though wouldn’t they have heard the news?

butter milk!

Which means Lois is now clothed again.

Kal-El:
So, wrong home after all?

awwwww

CLARK: sorry, spent the last day in Lois’s bed

And he can always take her to the farm if she threatens exposure.

Depends, will she still have been on top? Since she likes that.

Yes, that way she can hang out with criminals the whole weekend before someone misses her.

Oh this revelation will be such a relief for Lois. No more wondering just how much he told his buddy about the wild night with the stalker groupie.

/waves at the peanut/

Good craftsmanship. EPRAD will want to study the stitching to replicate it for their own space suits.

Yes. She wouldn't want to give birth in the Daily Planet bathroom. That would be to cliché.

Pregnant. Whether or not that's something to worry about is inconclusive.
LOIS: Let’s go with ’worry’, okay?

Yep. She tested positive for Kryptonian infestation. It’s normally benign, except for cases were the carrier transmits it to women other than Lois Lane. Then it can become extremely hazardous to the original carrier.

/Gets out pen and paper and starts drawing a diagram/

Nope.

No coffee.
No B&E. Not even for recreational purposes.
No dating Lex Luthor.
LOIS: so…bedrest?

As long as she takes lots of sun, she should be fine. And a sunny disposition is also recommend.
LOIS:

That she was trying to pregnancy trap him?

She could tell him that it's Clark's baby. He would even believe that it is the truth.

Popcorn!

On to the final part!

Michael

Hi Blueowl!

Let’s see what you cooked up for the conclusion
That’s why she should have added a request to bring a jar of pickles and some strawberry ice cream to garnish the pickles.

Yes and he was sent as the Kryptonian princeling’s consigliere.

/checks calendar/ yes, she’s 133%.

And it kinda was

Oh, that’s fun! She thinks the milk wasn’t bad. Doesn’t realize he’s used to more diverse flavors.

Did she swallow one of Lex’s surveillance bugs?

Well, there’s gonna be some mild floating…

GLOBE DAD: Kal-El, my son. Now that you and your wife Zara are expecting your first child…

She could say that it was the pheromones for both of them? Also, could probably sue for child support from Miranda.

Wheeeee!

That was a really fun ride, Blueowl! Looking forward to what you have cooking for the sequel

Michael