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Look! They're communicating.

Comments welcome.

I want to kill Ralph. That was my first impression!!!

Kismatt: Thanks for reading and commenting!
Yes, like Luthor, Ralph's character will grow on you like a flesh-eating virus. I'm guessing the more you get to know him, the more that feeling will increase. He's one of the characters I love to hate. More to come. /hope that's not too spoilery/

Lois should know by now that Clark doesn't understand subtlety. If she doesn't spell it with all the letters, he won't get it, like the calamari S.O.S.:

CLARK:

LOIS: :rolleyes:

As I said earlier, even when they communicate they doesn't understand each other.

For the bright side, father Carlos is well. Good.

Andreia

Aaaargh! I'm not sure, but I think I hate Ralph
I really hope there's nothing about CK:SM in those notebooks!!! That would be disastrous!!

I'm really happy about Cat's wedding!!! is there any more about that story?

About Lois and Clark: clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian
they need a translator!!!!!

Clark getting axed?



Is he sure?


So, I guess that’s it for Superman announcing that he’s going on an extended honeymoon on New Krypton, erm I mean Hawaii, with his wife, erm I mean concubine.

Planet’s been bought. It’s time for new management.

GOODE: Subscriptions to the Digger have never been better

Hey, could be worse. They could have just had him dragged off into the cellar and vanished him.

I hear there’s a certain market for young, well-groomed gents willing to go the extra mile for a bit of cash. Maybe they could ask Toni for a reference?

What about the fact that she’s going to have a shotgun wedding?
LEX:

Oops? And I thought that interns don’t get paid?

Oops? Wouldn’t it have been more effective if they had just not paid him for the last week he was MIA? That way, he’d be available to work again and bring in stories.
LEX: What? And chance the Planet to succeed?

LOIS: Superman=Cucumber
CAT: Damn. What did she ever do to deserve that…
RACHEL: Cucumber? Right. :rolleyes: /holds up a gherkin/

See? Told ya she would be pining for Lex.
LEX: Yeah I guess I was too insecure about her on the video. Maybe it was even doctored. Maybe the audio and video where out of sync. Maybe I should have Nigel take another beating like the ones he received while still stationed in Indea.

I think she might end up with some more community time for this.
LOIS: You mean, it would count towards my hours served? Do I need Mrs. Cox to sign the form, or would the doctor be enough?



Oops?

Well…
CLARK: It’s not my fault I ran into a crook with Kryptonite and ended up in some dark jail in Middle America
LOIS: It’s not my fault I got kidnapped for a couple of days. And it not like that happens more than once or twice a month.

Every woman of the world should have one.

Michael

It is good Perry already knows the truth, he might suspect otherwise.

Interesting that Clark calls him mythical.

Perry is going to tell Clark what Lois is doing.

But things are not as bad as Clark thinks.

He might actually regret his safety deposit box being stolen, or am I wrong in thinking he had stuff he could convert to cash there.

Good to hear subscription is up.

they will discuss Lois.

at Jimmy always interrupting.

Jimbo is back.

Lois is pregnant. for the memories.

Has she gone to multiple Italian restaurants with Clark?

Why not joy?

More like made out a lot.

Pleaded would almost better express things.

Been interrupted by Wells.

I guess they definitely moved beyond making out.

she still remembers being happy.

that Clark did not take advantage of her. that it had to be at the cost of him thinking the curse is going to kill Lois if they ever make love.

she is thinking about marrying Clark, even if just a little.

that she had to totally turn down Clark.

Clark would not be disloyal like her father was.

Then she should not say hurtful things to Clark.

Lois:My boyfriend would not like it if I smoked, and since he seems to have fled the city, he would not notice either.

But he had intended to tell her right when he got back, and only Nightfall itself had kept him from telling her sooner. that she did not get his note from Nightfall. Her getting that note would at least show that he really wanted her to know.

Clark would be so glad to hear this.

she likes Clark. OK, we know this. that she does not see him fly by.

Not while Perry knows Lane is undercover.

Because Clark did not make lots of stories before being partnered with Lois. Oh wait, he did. I guess Ralph and reality almost never intersect.

Sure sign it belongs to Lois.

The first time they slept together.

Clark:We did not sleep together.

Reader:You were together, and you slept.

Clark:That is not what the term means. Anyway, I didn't sleep. And don't even try to twist that to mean something it didn't.

We seem to be recalling all their times of sharing pasta.

That clearly was sleeping together.

Clark:I didn't sleep, and no, it was not. Not what is normally meant.

he heard Lois.

True, but probably not what was on her mind.

There are unpaid internships, but there are lots of paid ones. Most newspapers do pay interns.

Ultra Woman: Thank you for all your help and continued readership.
/got to say, still loving your smilies No major mistakes in my Father Carlos scene!


chelo: Thanks for reading and commenting.
I'm perfectly fine with that reaction to Ralph.
RALPH: But I'm so loveable!
LOIS, CAT, ALL OTHER WOMEN:

I should hope that Lois learned her lesson after what happened with Perry.

Cat still has a major part in this story.

I've got to say that I love that! I might have to steal that for my quote.
EDIT: Okay, I did steal it. (see below)

Darth Michael: Don't worry, I corrected Clinton Street in this Part, when I corrected it in Part 144. Thanks for keeping me on my toes.


LEX:

He's still in the closet.

She's jealous!

Ooops?

LEX:
LEX: Me, again.

Does she have a real tail? Like the woman's child on X-Files who thought she really made love with Luke Skywalker? (one of my favorite episodes of X-Files, BTW).

-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK -- LOIS: /grumbling about wealthy men who don't know sports terms/

Actually, Jimbo (S2-4)is the intern (cousin). Jimmy (S1) is the actual researcher.

RALPH: I hear the richest person in the world is a woman.

LOIS: It wasn't at the *same* time.

RALPH: /holds up doctor's note/

Nothing's physically wrong with her except that she's willing to do Ralph.
LOIS: Psychological problems, then.
RALPH: I happen to like a certain caliber of woman and she falls below it.
CAT: Anyone who would do you, would have to be part frog.
CLOIS: I'm offended by that inference. I don't like sex with anyone, even SM.
LOIS: Say, what?
CLARK:

RALPH: Funny you mentioned that. She asked if I could wear one.

LOIS:
JIMMY: Uh... I kept *that*.

Sounds about right.

Ooops?



According to Individual Responsibility and and BatP the employees at the DP didn't have the direct deposit option. From my experience with tenants, Rent is the last thing on their to-pay-for list after booze and car-payments. A tenant like Lois or Clark who pays willingly, let alone on time, is a rare creature indeed.

He hasn't been home for more than a couple of hours in the last in couple of weeks. Give the guy a break.

CAT: No, probably not.

Or mother because Lois is back in jail on homicide charges stemming from her pickle slicer move on Lex?

LOIS: It's only been a week! Gees. I'm still interviewing with media types. Strip clubs don't come up on my rotation until the end of the month.

Yeah. That would've been bad.
CLARK: I've been wondering about that tingling feeling at the back of my throat since I arrived home.

I thought it was wash down krytponite pills with wine.

Cat has a different sort of bedside manner.

JACK:

CLARK: Exactly.
LOIS: Men!

I just finished Part 152 and sent Part 151 to Beta. I would have to be finished with Part 153 by Tuesday night to post before Wednesday night. It doesn't look likely.

John: Thanks for the feedback.
Phishaw! You always say that. People in Metropolis are blind.

The Jaguar is thought to be mythical.

Nah. Do you think I'd make it that easy for him?

I don't know. Wouldn't Clark think Lois being undercover to find incriminating evidence on Luthor as almost more dangerous than actually marrying the man for love?

He had the last of the gold he had brought with him when he came to this dimension. But he could always dig up some more.

As Michael mentioned, Dirt Diggers are up too.

JIMMY: But it's my job. /checks job description/ "Do whatever EIC says, take photos, be the first one in and the last one home, get information by any means possible"... Oh, here it is: "interrupt any and all conversations".

For the moment.



JIMBO: It's just a lover's spat.
CLARK: Say, what?
JIMBO: Oh, the National Whisper says that Lois has been seen making out with another dark haired man who *isn't* Superman and, clearly, isn't Luthor.
CLARK:



Probably, but this was the only one where they made out. She grabbed the menu because she couldn't remember the name.

Because she had made such a fool of herself while on Revenge.

CLARK:

Probably, but 'begged' is more humiliating and since it's Lois's POV recollection...

CLARK: Amongst other things.

LOIS: I believe they call that second base.

I hope Wells forgives me for doing his character such a disservice in advance of my plot.

LOIS: Well, it seems that it's all that I'm good for according to the two main men in my life. My boyfriend and my investigation.

-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK --
LOIS: I didn't say "forever". I just said "today". Tomorrow is a whole new day.

Lois can never be that sure, especially after all the lies.

LOIS: Yeah, well, okay. I've learned a few things 'not to do' since the proposal.



Actually, he did fall asleep that time.



CLARK: Great. Thanks for bringing those memories to the forefront of my mind.

That someone is trying to call him?

I would think so. I believe the practice of not paying people who work for you under the guise of "internships" should be illegal. I "worked" in Hollywood for a production company as an "unpaid intern". After 6 months, they "hired" me. After a few more months of never receiving any money, and being told that I'd be paid as soon as they sold something, I quit. It's a scam, but it taught me that I was too good a person to work in Hollywood. I left, and still have my soul, even if it did leave a huge chip on my shoulder.

Now, I may write fanfiction for "feedback" but it's still a better paycheck than I ever received working in Hollywood. I just feel bad for all those writers who entered into contracts with that production company to sell their scripts only to end up in limbo.

/steps off soapbox/

My possibly future sister-in-law was an intern with a newspaper over the summer. She got paid, and left to work full time at a much smaller newspaper because she felt underworked at the first newspaper.

On the other hand, one of my sisters had an offer from a New York Fashion Law firm for an unpaid, 9-month internship. At that point she had a JD and was about to get her LLM, so she turned down the offer as not worth taking. She now has one case and works in a clothing store to make ends meet, 18 months later. So maybe she should have taken the unpaid internship. On the other hand it was not clear that what they would have her do would at all utilize her skill as a lawyer, or even required someone who had been to law school at all.

My guess is Hollywood Production companies are the worst. There are lots and lots of films that make way less money than it costs to make them, lots of films that die in production, and such.

CLARK: I want to say sexy, but

Saves a lot on severance pay.



What has slavery come to?

CLARK: Can I see, please?

Michael

Just came from a long absence and read your quote... jejeje I'm flattered!!

If she wanted to do more, she just had to ask. I'm sure they would have loved to have someone who wanted to work more. When I interned at office once, paid very well, I filed in a month what usual their interns* took a whole summer to accomplish. They were so thrilled they not only gave me an award :rolleyes: /literally a plaque!/ but also much more interesting work to do.

*Having met some of the other summer interns at that office, I could see how they never accomplished these menial tasks. They showed up late, they took two hour lunches, tons of coffee / cigarette breaks to get together and socialize, and basically used the time to goof off. I may not have been a popular intern, but I was so well liked by the firm, I was offered another job the next summer and my choice of assignments. I grew up with the work ethic that while you're at work, you work. That's why they pay you.

Oh, I'm sure they would have used her free legal services to their benefit.

You're probably right. And so many suckers out there who want to get into the business.

LOIS: So, you don't like emeralds? I bought this one in Smallville.

If Nigel steals your ideas to use for his own? Yep.

LOIS: Don't you have x-ray vision?

Sounds like one of her darker ones, and that's saying something.

Caught up with S1. She had a tail? Oh, right, Arrow's right hand man. Diggory?

Good point.

LOIS: Well, I experimented with one and the other is still under review / he's not going to pass muster/.

CLARK: /flicks him away with his finger/ I really don't have the time.
BATMAN: /from his hospital bed/ I really hate that guy.
ALFRED: Bane, sir?
BATMAN: No. Superman.



I guess, technically, either would work.
CLARK: Will you two please stop trying to kill me off?
EW: No.

Ooops?

Lois!
CLARK: But…But…But…

I’d say mid-level. It’s also a book-adaption.

Diggles, I think…

Oh dear. And here I’d such high hopes…

Michael

It describes my characters really well. Thanks for inspiring me.

MARTHA: Oh, live a little, Clark. She's giving you permission.
CLARK:

Michael

JONATHAN:

CLARK: /grumbling under his breath about being called "something" / But... the EW promised this wouldn't be a deathfic!
LOIS: And what does *that* tell you, lunkhead?
CLARK: Herb's coming to visit with good news?!
LOIS: What can I say? He looks good in tights.

CLARK:

Michael