Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here



Any comments?

I'll just do a quote less FDK,

I'm guessing Clark's thinking of some sort of person that would bite his head off at the first provocation. Of course the only individual that I know of that truly gets that sort of treatment is Ralph (for good reason).

"Clark without his memories"
Also known as "true Clark?"

Holding her hand a second longer than necessary, hmmm? Methinks he does not want to lose contact with her if he can't help it.

Oooohh, Camille is just BEGGING for Mad Dog to be let loose for that "sister" dig.

I really wonder whether or not Camille is under Luthor's thumb.

Clark eating a donut, I'm guessing this is going to shock Lois.
Lois: *upon seeing him eat the donut* *shock*

He remembers her kisses??

Clark: So you call the shots?
IOW: She likes to be on top, hmm? I think I like that.

Cat: *being all catlike and trying to hint at his superself and the unique friendship they have*
Clark: Lois, help!

Sounds like it just clicked that Lois DID write the note from "Meena".
Lois: Deny! Deny! Deny! I CAN'T let the office gossip mill know!
Clark:

Cat is just now getting a PRETTY big revelation, at least about the fact that Clark CAN be hurt by something.
I do wonder if she's thinking they experimented on him.

Poor Clark. To be honest there's also a minor outcry of "poor Cat" too but it's rather overwhelmed by the "fury of Lois."

Yay for Cat!!! I thought she'd never get to him.

Somehow I don't see that being a problem here. He is already in love with her again.

Clark:I want to be more than "just friends" with this lovely lady.

Maybe he will have less of the "wrong" tendencies that Lois has seen in Clark.

It depends on how he is different.

Sounds like a good plan, in some ways.

he recognizes her. ALthough that is probably just from her being in his room last night.

Possibly more than really happened.

they are touching.



Lois:If you party every time I win you will be partying all the time.

All's fair in love.

Clark:Why would I chose anything except being with this lovely women who wants me to be with her.

Clark:I like that Lois put herself at the top of the list of familiar.

He is still acting like Clark in the important ways.

Good sign, his identity is still protected.

He chose Lois. I am not surprised. Actually I was surprised he didn;t earlier.

Luthor was defeated.

Lois:This Clark is smart. He listenes to me.

Yes, and more about it than Lois does.

Lois:What? What don't I know.

Reader:Well, you will just have to figure it out.

Lois: leaving hints that don't really help.

I will stop for a while and just bask in their "will be OK" ness.

I love Lois' defense of Clark.

I love these lines.

She might not have said they are more than just partners, but he can tell.

At first I was confused why she was so surprised. Yes, it is surprising he is eating donuts, but with no memory it shouldn't be. However then I remembered she probably vaguely remembers that Clark should like donuts. Without his memory Clark is acting more like he "should" act than he does with his memory.

Lois:Clark is so right without his memory. Although, if he likes chocolate too much it might be bad.

I really do not get why Lois allowed Cat to take him away.

I love Clark's lines. This is not making him trust Cat.

This sounds crazy. It might make sense at some levels, but it still sounds crazy.

It would fit with the other crazy things this crazy Cat woman has done.

So is there still Kryptonite there?

And we still do not know what is on his leg. Hmm, I am guessing there might be some Kryptonite there still.

Clark's eating a donut? Wow. Love Cat helping him out.

Joan

Christina: Hi!

Laura: Thanks for reading.

CAT:

Thanks for reading.

John: Oooh! Another Long FDK.

Lois doesn't know that.

LOIS: I don't care if he's 'wrong' or 'right' I'm just happy to have Clark back.

LOIS: It's a better plan than saying 'you love me' and having him say, "I do? Why's that again?"

or the drawing.



CLARK: This pretty lady makes me feel real good. I don't want to let her go in case she disappears on me and doesn't do that again.

okay.

CLARK: Will she remember this later on, after I remember and tell her I'm Superman and I've been lying to protect her?

LOIS: No. Rule #66:
- Lois's rule of Double Standards.

LOIS: Oh! Oh! I know this one! Because even without your memories you're a lunkhead?

LOIS: You'll soon remember that I like it on top!

Camile's not a bad judge of ages, she's a good judge of what will tick Lois off.

CAMILE: Anyway, she started it.

Because there are at least 2 other "Loises" in the Metropolian city limits?

He's being annoyingly nice to other women.

CLARK: I was about to but Camile interrupted.

LEX: What is that silly Reader talking about? I've never been defeated!

-- Continuation of response to John's FDK --

Quote

Yes, and more about it than Lois does.

Lois:What? What don't I know.

Reader:Well, you will just have to figure it out.

Lois: <<grumble>> leaving hints that don't really help.

Quote

So much for Jimmy watching him.

Lois hasn't left yet, plus Jimmy's desk is right there.

Quote

It seems like neither never does when asked to.

He tried to "stay".

Quote

I wonder if that should be "clue of what".

Thanks. Fixed.

Quote

So no one is watching and protecting Clark.

CAT: I am.

Quote

Somehow I think this was all made up. Is this Pete from Sports? Sounds like an underhanded way to extort money, the the guy with amnesia he owes you.

Sounds like someone watched the Prankster recently.

Quote

Some times it is best not to try to be polite.

CLARK: Oh, I don't think I could do that.

Quote

I think that should be "who you really are".

Oooops. Thanks. Fixed.

Quote

But he did tell her about Kryptonite. I guess it didn't really register.

CAT: But it's RARE!

Quote

It can be if he has hypothermia brought on while affected by Kryptonite.

Quote

So the hospital put him where he was least likely to recover. They may have acted in a way that will lead to thousands of deaths.

METROPOLIS COUNTY HOSPITAL: We treated him as we would any other patient who came in with those symptoms. How were we supposed to know he was a special case?

CAT: Keep moving. No alien here.

Quote

I have to say this is the first time I have seen someone do something so awful to Clark in the name of helping. It is sort of like with canon-Clark and Jonathan hitting him with the bat, except there he had not suffered from Kryptonite. Here it is just plain rude.

How else was she supposed to prove he was no longer invulnerable?

Quote

I love Clark's lines. This is not making him trust Cat.

But... but... but... Cat knows the truth!

Quote

This sounds crazy. It might make sense at some levels, but it still sounds crazy.

Quote

It would fit with the other crazy things this crazy Cat woman has done.

CLARK: That's what I was thinking.

Quote

So is there still Kryptonite there?

I think the doctors in the ER would have noticed rock in his leg.

Quote

And we still do not know what is on his leg. Hmm, I am guessing there might be some Kryptonite there still.

He said it was a rash. Maybe he has a staph infection?

Hopefully. "Lois Lane" might not be a unique name, but people would be more likely to figure out it was the reporter, and figure the guy here was Clark Kent.

I figured they would have some alone time on the way there or the way back.

I was thinking he might want to still keep tabs on Lois' actions.

I am glad you liked this idea.

Good point. And I guess he did stay for a given value of staying.

At first I was thinking the whole bracelet might still be there, but I decided the doctors would have almsot certainly removed that along with his clothes.

Possibly. But they had time alone in the car from the hospital to the DP as well.

LEX: For what purposes? Do you suspect that she might be cheating on me with yet *another* man?

CLARK: Oh, phew. What?

She's had quite the busy last few days, with very little sleep.

LOIS: Really, it is quite commonplace in correspondence between friends. Everyone jumps to suck silly conclusions without proof.

Oh, that would be canon Lois's fault.

It either fell off into the harbor, or stolen by someone on the docks who was there when he was rescued, or was removed with his other clothing and put into evidence at the hospital.

Or Lori the mermaid stole it after keeping Clark warm all night.

So, best tell him they’re friends with benefits instead?

/points towards clone/


So, it’s “You’re going to marry me.” instead of “Will you marry me?”
CLARK: Lana!

Shouldn’t that be ‘her appartment’?

CLARK: Yes, but I don’t remember telling Lois about my wife back home so she doesn’t have a reason to kill me.

By telling him why she would rather not name their son ‘Baby’ even if it’s true?



She could always plop herself into Clark’s lap?

Is each new nurse incrementally more bitchier than the previous one?

Insurance only pays for one night?






CLAKR: Yeah. Say, wanna grab a burger and fries?

LOIS:

She’s going to smack him silly!

Michael

Michael: Let's squeeze one more before I get back to writing.
CLARK: Friends with benefits? Is that where you clean my house?

No, no. That one was tainted by Lex.

No comment.

LOIS:

LOIS: "Unbeknownst"?

LOIS: Who?

LOIS: No, we've spent more time together at his apartment.



It's true she'd want to name their son "baby"?

LOIS: Only I know and I'm not talking.

I have no idea what this is?



CLARK: Really? That doesn't seem very nice. <<shrugs>> Well, the doc said do familiar things.

CAT: Me! ME! I'm first! I'm a familiar thing!

Big, strong, jealous type. Likes blue.

-- Continuation of response to Michael's - FDK

LOIS: He also has one on the back... I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about.

LOIS: Only if we get a chocolate milkshake made with real chocolate ice cream to go with it.

LOIS: Clark, you're so not wrong anymore!

CLARK: Okay.



TEA! It was TEA. Geeze. Personally, I think she's got him very well trained.



CLARK:

Lex is retracting first quarter bonuses.

Yes, well, Lois has already done that in this fic, so that joke would get old after a while, so no.

Hey! He sounds like canon Clark, only he doesn't know "no, thank you."

CLARK: Her name was Meena.

CAT: You guys. Always pussy-footing around. When there's work to be done, just do it and hope for the best!

Cat on a cool gravel roof?

So, his lunkheaded tendencies are from his nurturing, not his nature?

KENTS: I only told him about dissecting frogs once or twice a week.

Or was it taking advice from time-traveling strangers?

HERB: Well, it was fatal in my dimension. Why wouldn't it be so here?

Yes, but a vitamin D regimen usually isn't on the prescription list at hospitals.

CAT: Exactly.



So, he's supposed to have figured it out from this crazy woman?

Gossip Columnist found floating in Hob's Bay with fur-lined handcuffs and a black hood. Foul play is not suspected.

In a too-short French maid outfit.

Michael

LOIS: Would hot pants do? I have some of those?

CLARK: Huh?

That wasn't a "wants" to do it, but more like her subconscious playing with her to see what would happen if she had.

MICHELLE: Of course not!

CARMEN: Next!

/psst. I think the word you're looking for is 'crazy'./ No, if I had been patient than this story would have remained rated: PG and not turned to PG-13 within 5 parts. In my original outline, they stayed closer to canon romance wise. So, patient, no.

LOIS: My fault. I couldn't wait any longer.

CAT: *Your* fault. Who's the muse of this story? *You*? I think not.

LOIS: What? Huh? No! I would never confuse Clark in a dress with Linda. Ralph, maybe. Jimbo, definitely, but not Clark. He's brunette. Oh, wait. Maybe I would have.

I don't know. You'd have to ask Ken. My stories tend not to go that far into the future.



LOIS: I have no idea to what you're referring.

LOIS: For crying out loud, at *least* put clean sheets on the bed!



Someone’s on the management track!

Michael

Actually I was remembering that in "Missing Lois" some New Kryptonians contributed to the human gene pool so I figured Virginia had covered this topic sort of.

I seem to remember you saying the same thing when she stayed over in December.

Riddle me this: Would I wear make-up that horrible? I mean really? Doesn't that guy ever look in a mirror?

CAT: <<nudges Lois>> Isn't he sweet?

For some reason I didn't think NK New Kryptonian when you mention them above I thought next gen kind of new Kryptonian. But then John reminded me that I did write about bad NKs in "Missing Lois". My bad.

So, what was the question again? Update hospital practices... if they're Nor's kids, probably stick them in a locked basement room with no windows. If they're Superman kids... he'll have them in a special hospital funded by the Superman Foundation.

For some reason, I read "New Kryptonians" as "Next Gen". Can I blame my laptop?

I did? Huh.

Michael

Are you suggesting that Nor has a daughter named Linda? Surely not Clark and Lois.

LOIS: No.

Michael

Hmmmm. Nor gave an exclusive interview to the L.A. Times correspondent, who flew in with Leesa Gibbons of Entertainment Tonight and the rest is history?

LINDA: Well, I thought he was going to be world dictator. Turns out, he spanked me and called me a concubine (which, apparently, he meant literally), so he was just another world dic...

LOIS: Do we have to listen to her? Please? I'll do anything...

RALPH and LEX: <<perk up>> Anything?

LOIS: Never mind. Go on, Linda.

Michael