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Merry Christmas?

Feel free to start bashing Herb here. Or leave other comments.

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Oooops. I posted slightly early. My apologies.

Next posting (if possible, which it probably will be, unless sleep deprevation or weather intrudes) will be late Tues 12/25 or early Wed. 12/26.

What a way to leave us! Can't poor Clark get a moment of happiness? Looking forward to seeing how you resolve this.

Joan

I am going to post a more through response probably on Monday. However for now I just wanted to say .

I am a really worried about what Wells learned, actually super worried that they will have no easy way to break the curse and fear Clark may give up all hope for a time.

Still, Lois and Clark could not be in a better place, but since Lois is suffering from Revenge, it is probably best that Wells is intervening, assuming that the curse is not another potential problem.

I am thinking that Cat and Jimmy were messing with Wells, and that Lois and Clark were undercover at the Honeymoon Suite. Of course, that leads me to not understand how Clark managed to avoid consumating the relationship until then, unless Wells is wrong about the curse. And if he did, than Wells intervening just killed a chance for Clark to tell Lois he is Superman.

Still, even if CK and LL are at the honeymoon suite undercover, given their history I think it will be next to impossible for then to avoid activiating the curse. This is all the more true if they somehow did not activate it during Lois' time under Revenge.

Of course, I have to wonder if the curse applies. Since Clark is not the soul that is linked to Lois, he would not come under the curse, so maybe Wells is needlessly worried about them invoking the curse.

Yes I know you are asking "this is not the indepth FDK", but it isn't, I still want to do that.

I do have to wonder why Clark took off the super-suit. It is almost as if while he tells himself that he wants to tell Lois he is SM, he really does not want to. On the other hand, I guess he is right that it is better to tell her than to have her just find out.

I do not think Lois will be happy with herself for not getting him to tell her once she recovers from Revenge. Of course, she may figure out or be told during the next 36 hours or so, so we may never learn what she thinks about telling Clark not to tell her the truth, but we will see.

I am half hoping she figures it out as he is looking not through his glasses at the door, but I really do not expect her to.

I decided to do in-depth FDK to the first part. I won't get any further than that though for awhile.

Lois loving Clark.

a lot of good it does me if I have to leave to rescue real Clark now.

Lois: He loves me. Hmm, Chuck, you don't have to wisper it though. I like you wispering in my ear, but you can also say it louder, if you want.

I just hope she still thinks this when she recovers from the pheremone.

Clark: Well, actually.

Lois: Stop talking, keep kissing.

Clark: She loves me.

NR: she also dislikes Superman.

Clark:Hmm, your right.

Lois: Kiss me, and stop talking with other people.

Clark: I just wish I could be sure I was the Clark she will be with.

Lois: Clark, you are the only Clark for me.

she has forgiven him.

Lois: And then I can touch his chest without the annoying clothes in the way.

wrong Clark is now the new right.

she really does love him.

Clark: He winked at me.

Clark: (fanning himself) Lois, maybe we should take this a little slower. We don't have to make love today.

Clark: Please just be teasing me. I can't make love with you until I know I can stay here.

Lois: Come on, all my bending over his desk and giving him good views of my chest and legs, and touching and kissing him in the cab and here and saying I love him should have clued him in by now.

And this is why he has not clued in yet. They almost made love at the Metro Club, this is not Lois totally out of form, just more affectionate, and not holding her grudge, but even that had been lessening and the change from the morning was not too great.

Lois: Not when we were in the Metro Club closet.

Clark: Well, at least this man does.

Clark: No Lois, no, no, no. I am not rejecting you. I just want to do this right.

She does have a good point. It will even possibly overcome her anger once he recovers.

Lois: for Clark. I am going to get to be with him.

Lois: Why did I ever removed them? They feel so right here.

Clark: Oh wait, still, better go slow.

Let's just hope she can still believe this in two days.

Hmm, this looks like canon in a new context.

A new context where he actually believes her. On the other hand, maybe he is right to believe her. Revenge does not create feelings, only magnify them and remove inhibitions.

Although he only sort of believes this. Well, actually I guess he knows that if there time is limited they really should not act.

Clark: You did not like our flirting this morning, I better do more of this

they are kissing, lots, all over the place.

Clark: I hope this works, OK, deep down I want more, but not yet, and if I get more and then have to leave, well. Anyway, definately not here.

Clark: Not here. I mean, no Lois, that is not what I want. Not you begging.

Clark: This is not good. OK, it is good, but no, I do not want that here, or anywhere really.

Clark: Not that I don't like it, but here in the restraunt Lois, come on, we want a relationship that will last, and we don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure.

Lois: I doubt they would if we do it in this restrarant.

Clark: No. This is not that kind of place.


It seems that the pheremone makes lots of feelings hightened, including jealousy. Good thing that he can truthfully deny any and all sexual relations with Cat, in both heart and action.

Wait, is this a mental threat against Clark if he ever cheats on her?

Lois: Still, if he thinks he can avoid me this afternoon, well, hopefully he won't.

A clue. Although, will she figure from this clue, or does she need more?

Clark: Why do my dreams always come true only after I learn something that makes them impossible?

Just float for her already Clark. Oh, he does not mean in that way.

Lois: As long as your being ready happens very soon.

Lois: Maybe I am going too fast. Need to slow down a little. No sex with Clark until we are back to his apartment. Yes, I think I can wait that long.

Virginia,

Let me get this straight, even though this universe's true Clark was killed by Tempus the curse is still in effect and if Herb doesn't interfere Lois will die if they consummate their wedding and of course the same would apply if they didn't wait for the formalities.

Gah! Lost my last FDK!

I guess I'll just make a few notes and then move on right now.

*shakes fist at Wells*
I really think that he's trying to do a number for these two.

And how does he know the curse would hurt these two, hmm? *speaking to Wells, not to you* I mean the Clark from the different universe isn't the same soul, is it?

Yeouch. I really don't think that's the case but that's just me.

I'm sure Canon Clark had this very thought a good number of times over the years. And probably the secret was one reason (hence, why we saw them getting more heated after she was in on the secret.)

*fans self*

It's interesting that for all the attraction to Clark they were never able to touch him like he seems to allow Lois to touch him.

Well that's an interesting development, at least with regards to his superpowers. He doesn't feel the absolute NEED to make love with her in the know (mostly because of his previous experiences with sex) but recognizes how much better it might be with her knowing.

I'm even more certain that IF Carlos is the reincarnated Clark, he's been split away from his soulmate so that he doesn't see Lois as his soul pairing.

I really just think that Wells is being a prude. There really isn't anything to suggest that Alt-Clark instead of Carlos/Canon Clark is better than the other when it comes to this. If anything, the fact that Clark comes from a different universe makes his soul a different pairing issue than the Canon one. I doubt the soul-curse is in effect for them.

Um... sure. That was his moment. Time's up!

Stick with me. Twists and turns ahead. Just when you'll think you know where this story is heading, that's when the next turn happens. Forget I said that.... no spoilers to see here. Um... Keep reading. Thanks for the feedback. Merry Christmas?

John: Thanks for the FDK, no matter the length.
Yes, PML is a favorite for us romance fans. Lois doesn't disappoint. Clark caves beautifully. Lots of fun to be had... now back to reality. No?

Well, as long as there are ?? for the total Parts ahead, Clark hasn't given up hope.



That's possible.

That's also possible. Or it's possible that when Clark told Lois (in the future that will now not take place) CK=SM and Herb didn't interrupt, she got mad and stormed out. Anything's possible. But I'm not telling. I'm leaving that up to the Reader.

Also possible. Always acceptible. This is nice too. Probably not the responces you were expecting though.

Because EW wanted Lois to take off Clark's shirt and it wouldn't have worked if she saw the Super suit? Nope. Don't accept that answer. Hmmmm. Perhaps Clark was having doubts about his willpower to tell Lois before they went too far, and he figured out of all the ways for her to learn that about it, while they were making out probably not a good one?

CLARK: Yes, that sounds good. I'll go with that. I want to tell her, but not by her taking off my clothes.

You mean if she finds out later that he's Superman and she doesn't get him to tell her through seduction?

Lois will have another POV or two (or 600) before the end of this story.

Nope, her eyes were closed in contented bliss. Sorry.

-- Response to John's FDK - Cont.

Oh, goody! More!

Well, this part starts out with "The restaurant was..."

Lois isn't. That's why he needs to clean his hands. Also, it's polite to wash one's hands before eating.

LOIS: Wait! He ALREADY eats out of my hands.

Making out is difficult when keeping one's hands to one's self.

CLARK: Geez, Lois. We were in public. Sure, in a cab, but the cabbie could see us and our first time in the backseat of a cab while the cabbie crashed, while memoriable, isn't exactly how I *want* to remember it.

There's someone to think of other than Clark?

LOIS: What's that supposed to mean? That I use sex to get information or something?

-- Response to John's FDK - Cont.

Ribbit?

Could be. Might be. Or something else.

Clark falls into my cleverly laid trap, laughs EW.

She doesn't undress in public in PML, so I doubt she'd do so here.

Why wouldn't she be herself? And thank you.

She didn't witness that.

CLARK: Well, if you insist. <<feels deeply guilty>>

THAT'S why she can't find any record of him. His mother's Italian and his father's Chinese and they grew up in China.

Or that. Right.

Pretty much.

That might've been a dead giveaway that not all was right in Loisville.

Well, duh! Lois gave him a lapdance.





CLARK: Huh? Um... Lois, you aren't eating... uh... Thank you?

Silly, naive boy.

Uh-huh.

CLARK: Er... that could have just been flirting?

Yep, she had slowly been more flirty over the last several months.

But she's the one who put a 'slow-down' to their relationship then.

He DOES keep saying that, doesn't he?

I figure Lois on pheromones doesn't mean she's lost her powers of negotation.


I might have mixed in some canon into these scenes.

Pretty much.

If they can be together, their time in infinite.

Actually that was 'neck' but detail, schmetails.

CLARK: Meeting? We attended a meeting this morning? Was that only THIS morning?

Definitely *not* in the restaurant.

I needed to throw in some doubts into Clark's mind.

She never said that she'd do it THERE.

Well, when Clark and Lex discussed what would happen to Metropolis on 100% pheromones, love wasn't the only emotion discussed. I thought I'd explore a few of those others.

Remember how Lois feels about cheaters, due to how Sam treated Ellen.

He didn't say anything about avoidence.

He drops as many clues as canon Clark does, just different ones.



Yes, not in THAT way.



Okay, Lois hasn't lost ALL her morals. She's not asking for Clark to do anything in the restaurant. It's just conversation.

Ken: Thanks for popping in with FDK. Somehow, I thought you might since Herb showed up. Glad I haven't scared you away, yet.

That seems to be Herb's theory. He'll elaborate in 73.

Christina: Ooooh. Another Long FDK.
Oh! I hate it when that happens.



It's hard for Carlos to see Lois as his "soul mate" when he's a priest. He's not actually looking for one.

So, you think he's just stopping them because Clark and Lois aren't married? Or because he thinks Lois should only be with her True Clark? We'll shall have to see what Herb says about that.

I didn't really expect my questions to be answered at all, so it is actually what I expected, maybe not what I hoped for, but what I expected.

Well, since Lois does not have to go that far to see the suit, it not being there may be very needful.

Somehow I do not believe he believes this.

Hmm, maybe. It is hard to say.

I am just thinking her view of this will not really exist if she learns in the next 36 hours.

It seems like she is never looking when he takes off his glasses.

Clark: I am surprised she just kneed him after that totally creepy and distrubing line.

Lois: Clark likes this.



Lois: It does sound fun though.

Clark: I was thinking stay with Lois, but not get too close.

Lois: I don;t care if the whole world knows.

Lois: Just don't take too long to get us into a private place.

That does not mean she does not think about doing it.

let's get moving along already.

Clark: Maybe she disliked that meal so much that she wants me to make her something else. I can hope can't I?

Clark: I guess she is just being normal teasing Lois. I like this teasing though. More of it Lois, please.

Clark: Especially if I get to kiss you.

Clark: what will she do know?

Lois: I have no plans of going back there today.

Lois: see no reason to go back to the office today.

Lois: article, what article? I had too much fun watching Clark all day. Clark is going along and I have not even started any of my real moves on him.

Lois: sounds great by me. At least as long as he does not try to stop at just "making out."

Lois: I wish he had let me do that.

Lois: We have waited six months since I first asked you to make love to, Chuck.

Clark: I like this. Although, no, no over thinking.

Lois: Why is Clark holding back at all? I guess I need to try harder to please him.

Lois: He is seeing through my plans. More That was a pretty good kiss two days before Christmas, OK, the best kiss ever. So maybe. Heck, the kiss on the plane with Trask was my best kiss to that point in my life, baring none.

Lois: Right now I am OK with not being on top.

Lois: Clark is stronger than I ever noticed before, and is setting me down so nice and gentle. , now I just need him less dressed.

Clark: But such an enjoyable way to be toast.

Lois: I just love this.

Just don't apologize for kissing her this time, and things will go OK.

Lois: That's OK, it can wait until after we make love.

Not that it will really help.

Clark: maybe he went to get protection.

Plus Lois might overhear that, and it would be hard to explain.

Lois: What, I just want him to get out of there already, I don't care what it sounds like. Come back to me Clark, please.

Lois: see, I knew you were smart Clark.

Yes, it seems Clark is still in a river in Egypt.

Lois: Make out he wants to make out more.

Ah, but Clark, Carlos said to do exactly this. You have the blessing of a priest. Go for it.

This causes me to send . But making out is ok and it is so fun. Anyway if I leave, Lois might just go running to Luthor, and that I do not want. No way. Not happening.

Good plan. Maybe Lois will cool down by tomorrow.

Lois: No, I definantely want to make love with Clark.

Lois: Just keep thinking that Clark. Just come back to me and make out some more, now. Hmm, better yet, let me start getting ready for your return.


Lois: Normal dating? What does he mean by that? We havn't gone on a date in months and have been doing intense, heated makeout for a while. What would that mean normal dating would entail?

Lois: You can keep going all night long. Let's get going.

He took off his tie too.

Lois: I got to hold Clark this month? give me Clark now. I can ask him questions about being a stange-visitor from another planet anytime. I mean, I can ask him those in the conference room at the DP. Somehow I think even if we drew the blinds making love in the conference room might be frowned upon. Now, maybe a quick session in the supply closet, but we could not do those very often. And even that would porbably no more than really intense makeout.

Lois: Come to bed, Clarkie.

Lois: you got this so we could make love, right?

Lois: Hey, I still have clothes on. This is not fast.

Lois: I should have not waited for him to take off my clothes.

And this will slow Lois down how exactly? She very likely has protection. Also, with her current state of thought, it is iffy that lack of protection would cause he to pause. Anyway, if he does tell her he is SM, he will have no excuse to not go get some in next to no time.

. OK, probably not, but I can hope, right?

Umm, why exactly? I can think of lots of other places they might be.

Maybe they just really did not want to be interrupted.

Unless of course his assumption about the curse applying fails.

Wait, why? Even if the curse applies, that would not seem to ban marriage "under any circumstances".

Or is Wells just so sure that he can fix things that he is sure it would be a bad thing? Or did he find Lois' "true soulmate" and decide Lois should be with him and not Clark? Hmm, we shall see, I hope soon.

he is not letting Wells ruin his life.

I am less than convinced of this.

I am having an effect on him.

Lois: It's not like we have not slept together yet. OK, maybe never the way I want to, but we have technically selpt together, in your bed.

Lois: I guess I should touch him now.

Lois: He is protecting me.

Lois: I get to see him flex those big muscles of his. I like this.

Lois: Why does he keep delaying. Time to turn up the heat.



they are kissing.

she won.

Clark: Well so far my msot intimate encounters with Lois have all been in the kitchen.

Now they are really kissing.

Lois: I am talking with all sorts of parts of my body.

Lois: I can talk to all sorts of parts of you.

He is so lucky to have Lois.

And now he just cannot leave.

they are really touching now.

Lois: I need less clothing, this is not working.

we are going to make love.

Lois: it is really going to happen.

Lois: That's OK. I don't want to talk with words anymore.

they are really moving forward.

Lois: he is bringing me closer.

Lois: Less talking, more action.

She really is going for double entendres.

Lois: I just love him touching me.

Lois: I like this a lot more.

I just hope he does not chicken out this time, like at the Metro Club.

The question we will never know is even if he said the words right now, would she believe them?

Lois seems to not want to be on top.

Will he say it?

crazy wells, interrupting the reveal.

Wow! MORE FDK! John, you spoil me. What enthusiasm you have for my story! I hope you don't mind if I can't respond to everything, but I'll do my best to hit the highlights.

I don't think Revenge causes amnesia or blackout amnesia (no matter how much some people wish it did).

I've got to stay true to the characters.

She had more important things than killing Ralph on her mind. AKA: Clark.

True.

Nope, a different plausable excuse.


Actually, I wondered about that line. In the meeting AFTER Rehalia's hubsband beats Perry up, he thanks Lois for rewriting the Fruit Fly article <<as if she had JUST turned it in>>

Oh, dear. That would be bad, especially if she said it while he was in the suit.

CLARK: Remember NEVER to make Lois angry while in uniform.

For a guy with "experience" he's still pretty virginal.

You know, I didn't even think about that until you mentioned it. I just needed him on top so it would be easier for him to get up and take the food to the fridge.

Yeah, how many priests tell you to "go for it"?

Wells was just trying to look out for the best interest of his friend. <<ducking>>

No, the whole point is that he doesn't "want" to leave, so leaving would defeat that purpose, wouldn't it?

No, *today* they did making out. "Normal dating" would be he asking her to dinner / show / dancing, then taking her to dinner / show / dancing and then home again. Then repeat. <<apparently. I've never dated like this, so I'm not sure.>>

Figuratively. Figure of speech. Not literally, 'get into his pants'. Although...

I wonder if a fic was ever written where Lois on Revenge DIDN'T act with enthusiasm when Clark revealed that he was Superman? What if she went ballistic instead?

That's why he buries it.

Um... It happened off-page. Oh, and when he was dressed as Superman.



Would Clark give Lois RED roses?

Estimated dates. He didn't always arrive on the 16th.

Either that or that nasty rice shower that fell from the skies that morning.

Hmmmmmmmm.

-- Response to John's FDK -- Cont.


Good questions.

The EW knows, but she's not talking.

I don't see that consideration actually stopping Cat.

According to Ken, 3 months is all you need.

No comment.

No comment.

Maybe. Maybe not.

History.

ME! I know! But I'm

I love your thought process on this.

Because for a time traveler, he has a horrible sense of timing?

No.

Thanks. Fixed.

But... you said above, that they weren't married, that it was just an undercover assignment.

It's possible. OR they're out on assignment.



Um... cause they couldn't... um... consummate said marriage?

Soon.

Clark doesn't know that Wells wants to ruin / save said life. Either that or he's really busy at the moment and can't come the door. One of the two.

Um... sorry... this is a continuation of the previous scene where Clark was pacing the bathroom. Clark has now exited the bathroom.

As you mentioned before, he's sailing down the river Nile.

Nope, sorry, I promised Tank "no babies".

Canon Clark: EX-cuse me?!

Yes, but not a very considerate one.

CLARK: Not with a hot babe like that in my apartment.

LOIS: EX-Cuse me?!

CLARK: Oh, look, it's cool again.

Poor fellow.

You mean, because she would never have asked this sober?

Yes, he realizes this.

LOIS: What do you mean "she won"? Of course, I WON! I always win! And do you know why this is? Because I play TO win. Clark plays to have fun, which is why he always loses.

Um... they've been kissing, off and on, since leaving the DP.

CLARK: Strange. I was thinking just the same thing.

We shall see.

Correction: He's going to TRY to tell her.

She's holding him down. Either that or the inner-conflict. Or someone nearby has kryptonite.

CLARK: Not much it could be "way worse" than with Lana.

See, all good positive things Clark has learned on his trip into hell.

How is that not an ?

Especially to the easily deluded.

Ribbit.

Exactly. Highly unusual.

And this is a bad thing?

True about the former (which he needs to convince himself of) and true about the former, which I doubt he'll ever know.

EW: WHAT?! No, that can't happen? Where's Jimmy? What! On assignment? What's he doing on assignment? What assignment? Photographing April Stephens? <<groans>> Jimmy, that wasn't your assignment. Okay, how about Jimbo? In class? What's he doing in Class? Oh, right, he's at university. Cat?

CAT: I'm not interrupting that!

EW: Perry?

PERRY: Rihalia!

EW: Never mind. Anyone? Anyone at all?



Yep! We have a winner! Oh, right. Yes, it's one that will remind her of her Revenge filled romp with Clark, but... well... beggers can't be choosers.

I'm sure he could've backed it up with proof.

Sorry, more room at that end of the couch than on Clark's end.

Not today.

I was assuming no amnesia for this. What I am saying is if Lois learns in the next 36 hours, we will not have a situation of Lois being really made at herself for giving up a chance to learn Clark's secret once she recovers. For her to be mad at saying "I don't need to know your secret Clark" she has to remember doing so.

Hmm, so maybe Lois is doing more work than I give her credit for.

Lois: I thought about it though. The food might now have been very good, but it has associations of being with Clark, so I want to keep it and eat it later, preferrably with him.

After the events we just went throug, why not. Also, as part of a cover for their being on a honeymoon. Hmm, on the other hand, probably not. At least not leaving them on her desk.

So, once she learns what his secret is, she's going to be mad at herself? Possibly. Probably. But I'm sure she'll divert it onto someone else. Who? No idea.

Don't worry about it. Clark gave her credit for doing work as well.

Nope. Just looking for a plausible excuse. It will probably mold in the fridge, well, if it had been Lois's fridge. Clark will most likely throw it out.

CLARK:

Because Clark has bad associations with red roses.

Ah, I see she’s got a plan.

Right.
LOIS: What do you mean, I don’t sound like my usual self?

So, *that’s* why he got kicked.



She looked like she’s just been f…fished out of the river?

She’d better cool it down some or he might get suspicious.

Uh-oh.

I can’t imagine how bad that would have been if it where Lex instead of Clark.



Also, she’s very funny in regard to her Superman references.

Well…two weeks.

Dolt? Muttonheaded dolt?

What’s the name of the bride of that horror-doll ‘Chuck’?

Because she just told him that he’s smarter than her. He doesn’t like it when someone badmouths his beloved. Also, he thinks it’s OOC.
LOIS: Ribbit?

Got his legs locked around the table feet?



?

That’s quite forward of her. Propositioning him like that.

Eeeeeehhhh…

Thought so.

That’s called having sex.

Umm…bunny love?

Now, wouldn’t that have bummed Miranda out? Also, Lois would have been quite ticke doff when she had learned about all his lying.

I think he’s in a pickle now.



Umm…

See? Just like Lex.

A true hero.

Either that, or she’s already waiting for him in his bed. Naked. Or on the couch, only dressed in one of his dress shirts.

Right.

Making her angry would normally work in cooling things off. But right now, she might rather start crying.

Only to find out that Superman’s already there?

Uh-huh.



Nope, his willpower will wither and die like one of Lois’s desk plants when placed directly in front of the sun. In space. Directly in front of the sun. Held by Superman. Also, his willpower is the inverse function of other parts of him.





She gotten it down from the loft?



Nah. That’s against policy. Lois on the other hand…



Ahhhh, there you are. Also. Hey!

So, it should have been Feb. 2nd, then?

*Buuuuuuzzzzzzzzz*

Not his choice.

Aaaahhh…

You are *very* sneaky there, Virginia. Or should we call you Mxy?

/makes sound like a balloon losing its air/

She’s still dressed normally?

CLARK: I was intimate. I wouldn’t call it love. Although, Rachel…
LOIS: I thought your fiancée’s name was Lana?
CLARK:

Michael

Michael: I’m finally catching up. Apparently, I spend too much time on the computer and not enough time spoiling my kids, so I had some spoiling to do.
Didn’t Tempus say only villains plan?

CLARK:


LOIS: and because it was long overdue.

LOIS: <<quizically>> My hair’s not wet.

CLARK: Huh?

That sounds like a scary fic. Lois going nutso for Lex instead of Clark.

Well, the man DID dump her.

Hey, that’s a long term relationship for Lois.

She’ll save those until post-reveal.

Bride of Chucky? Not exactly my type of movie.





CLARK: And this would be a bad thing?
LOIS:

Yes.
CLARK: The bathroom door has a lock.
LOIS: Good thing I always carry lockpicks.

LEX: I wouldn’t mind doing it even if he didn’t want to leave.

-- Response to Michael’s FDK – cont.

LOIS: And this would be bad?
CLARK: No, not necessarily “bad” per se. Let’s just say naughty.
LOIS: Ooooh. I can do naughty.
CLARK:

Yes, you’re right. That would be bad.

CLARK: Then she’d be asking me what Superman was doing in my pants, and well, I’d rather avoid hearing that phrase.
CLARK: Could you stop reminded me of that. I’m trying to do the right thing here.







Time travel fic. Remember? <<ducking>>

Nobody really felt like celebrating it after boinking all their co-workers.



Yes. One of those or neither.

HERB: But it could happen! Do you think I should risk Miss Lane’s life?



Hey? Is something wrong?

HERB: Back to the time machine!

Response to Michael’s FDK – Cont.

Yes. Her mind and her body.

CLARK: I’m sure she meant linguistically.
LOIS:

Sorry, Jimmy’s busy.

Oooooh! A three-some!

Oh, that’s who you meant.

HERB: But it could have been worse. It could have been on your honeymoon.
CLARK: OUT!

John’s quite an enthusiastic commenter.

Sadly, I’ve already read the next three parts and still need to find time for FDK. On the plus side, I’ve just updated my home make-time-disappear machine to Windows 8. And everything is still working. Again.

Awwwwwww And then you got back to being able to .

So, does it make Lois a villain if she tries to have sex with Clark? I mean, he *is* a married man, after all.

I don’t think it was wet in Sue’s Next Step either.





Funny, thing. Another something she has in common with Cat.

/has never seen it/ But I did read a lot of TV-ads way back when…



/inserts double standard/

Well, at least his sex-partners survived the encounter.


LEX: Then why do *I* not have super powers?

/is suddenly reminded of “My Super Ex Girlfriend”/

Michael

So, time is still disappearing on you? And this is good, how? Aren't you supposed to download the new 2013 patch of 'find more time to FDK'?

So, it's all an elaborate plan to kill Clark?

CLARK: <<shrugs sheepishly>> I think it's worth the risk.

I don't think I've seen that one... BTW: while searching for stories to recommend for the WAFFy quiz, I noticed that she hadn't been sending her stories into Labrat. I think we need to give her a "She spends too much time in RL" Intervention. What do you think? <<Hmmmmm. Perhaps you aren't the best person to recommend this to at the moment.>>

It actually could be quite funny, if done right too. If having Lois go after Lex on Revenge made Lex NOT want to have anything to do with her from then on, because... well, she's only a reporter, and where would the challenge be?

CLARK: That doesn't sound very funny to me.

LOIS: Or me.

CAT:

As far as we know...

LOIS: You're super creepy, super slimy, super underhanded, and super rich.

LEX: I knew you liked me, Lois.

LOIS: Now! THAT sounds like a fun crossover fic.

I just don't see the comparison. Sorry. <<Lois = Garfield as Chocolate = Lasagna?>>

CLARK: <<points again at the obviousness on why HE's the good guy>>

Perry doesn't like it when his reporters write for other publications. So, they are using aliases.

hmmmm. You're right. It isn't.

HERB: But that would mean... <<looks befuddled>> Impossible!... er... um... But I'm NEVER wrong!

Interesting theory. I don't think it was ever stated. Perhaps they mentioned it in reference with the Kodak camera, but I would assume later in the 1800s by that reference.

Don't worry, we go back.



LOIS: Why would he want to escape? He love me. I'll just tie him up first...

That would be bad.

Yes, but... what would be the point? Sigh. <<Sees membership to Anne's Place in her future.>>

CLARK:

JIMMY: What?!

EW: I thought you were referring to Superman, not Herb Wells.

I have? Yes, my more PG or G fic tend to be quite short. Hmmmmm. I did really *try* to keep this one PG, but I think that rating only made it to... Part 5

They’ve got a patch for that? Should I have signed up for the pre-release testing program?

Michael

CLARK: No! No! They survived! I saw Rachel many years later. And, well, Lana was already messed up before we had sex, so you can't blame that on me.

LOIS: Hey!

You're right, he did accept blame for that mistake.

LEX: My darling!

Me thinks he denies it to emphatically.

LOIS: Mistake? *Mistake*? He ruined what, three of my lifetimes, plus an untold other Loises lifetimes? And he calls it a *mistake*?

Michael

CLARK: But they're alive!

HERB:

RACHEL's BROTHER: /points at Rachel's grave site/

Michael

CLARK: Not THAT Rachel! Um... er... her double in another dimension?

MAX: Yeah, right, there, buddy. I knew you were a bad seed from the first time I set eyes on you.

CLARK: How?

MAX: Clark KENT! Duh!

Michael