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For those of you wondering about the little side notes within this part (68a / 68b), over on my Wrong Clark TOC (see above link) I have broken up Wrong Clark into Story Arcs (or mini stories within the larger story). Part 68 ends the "In Like a Jaguar" story arc, and begins the "It's a Wrong Christmas" story arc. That way, since this story is heading into the Epic territory if it would be easier to read in story sized chunks, I have broken up the story where the themes and/or plot arcs change. I hope my Readers find this helpful as the end of the year crazies take over their lives.

I was going to do an indepth response, but then I decided that this section was too much of a roller-coaster to go through it again.

Well, it seems that Clark has the same explanation of the Jaguar as I do.

I did love the part where Lois and Clark kissed.

Clark is such a lunkhead, running off and apologizing. At least Lois understands part of why he did it. Well, OK she has no clue why he did it, but she knows he will be back.

I am glad Clark has his parents. They really help him through this time. At least he has hope that the Jaguar is not for sure going to hook up with Lois.

I was hoping to get to where Clark apologized to Lois for kissing her in this part, but I guess we have no such luck.

I do think it is good that Lois went to the Luthor House party alone. If she had gone their with Clark she would not pay attention enough to get how odd things are there.

Anyway, if Clark was there, he might point out how odd things are and get her defensive about it. It is much better for Lois to discover the truth on her own.

Oh man, your cushion is thinning out. :p

Seems like I just read this part. It was mighty good, too!

I'd love to see Clark confront the Jaquar.

Joan

Hi Virginia,

Just caught up with the 4 last parts. So, the Jaguar?

A clone?
Another Clark from another dimension?
Another Clark from another time?
Baby Clark's reincarnation?
Baby Clark's twin brother, whose ship landed in Brazil? And his adoptive mother made this Jaguar Suit? Didn't Canon Martha make one before making the right (Superman) suit?

John: Long FDK is not required, but alway appreciated. Yes, motion sickness pills are required (or at least recommended) for the foreseeable future, especially since (compared to the Smallville story arc) we'll now be traveling a break-neck speed.

But are either of you right?

I thought you might.

She's getting used to his foibles.

The Kents are important for Clark. I've always thought so, which is why a relationship with true Clark's parents will help Clark be the best he can be (and less of a lunkhead).

LOIS: Thank you, Martha and Jonathan. Any timetable on the de-lunkheading?

It's amazing how a throw-away scene can develop into its own little story. You know how canon Lois reacting when canon Clark gave her the answer to the trivia question about Buddy Love.

Mrs. Luthor: My muse! Nice of you to pop in.

I love these theories!

Welcome to Brazil! Hey, Lois's soulmate lives here! Who would imagine?

Maybe he is a jaguar warrior...



I know, they were aztec and lived in Mexico, but he could have used the idea.

By the way, we have a Clark Kent look alike. He's an actor - Luciano Szafir. He has always been called Superman because of his resemblance with Dean Cain.


He even dressed as Clark Kent to a costume party. :p

In the picture with Xuxa and their daughter.

As for the story... I'm dizzy with so much spin! Don't imagine what the Jaguar means in all this roler-coaster.

Andreia

Andreia: Yes, we finally made it to Brazil.
Um... Clark?

Maybe there's a long forgotten Aztec tribe living deep in the Brazilian rainforest. Or not. I saw a picture that was even more traditional (with more browns than yellows) on flicker, but it was mostly make-up, which isn't Jaguar's style. He wears a mask, but not one THAT big. I like the idea that the Jaguar Warriors were known for capturing their enemy alive instead of killing them though. Thanks for the link.

Ooops. Maybe Clark *didn't* see true Clark's reincarnated self.



Thanks so much for your language and culture assistance. I might need to borrow you again, if Clark ever finds the Jaguar.

Oh my goodness! That guy TOTALLY looks like Dean!

I have to say on the whole I liked this episode.

I am really excited to find out what Lois does about her realization of how odd the party at the Luthor House was.

Mrs. Luthor: Nah, I doubt he's exploiting that at all.

John: Thanks.

What will Lois discover at the Luthor House for Homeless Children? I know you wish I could post more often, I do too, but with my 7 part cushion I just can't chance it. Another part coming late tonight.

Well, I figured posting just a few hours before your next post I would not sound too impatient. At least that was my hope.

Sorry, John, did I misread what you had written between the lines?

This sounded like a "hurry up and post already".

He is a male. He needs biiiig hints that speak a clear language.

No, she demurely blushed when confronted with the towel.

Superman flies past the Daily Planet, looking for Lois when he hears a sudden, loud crash. He stops and turns back, seeing a billboard with a giant hole torn through the center. “Huh, that wasn’t there this morning.”

/point at title/

There’s also the one from S2, from the impersonator agency.

Wonder what Lois will say when they find *her* doppelganger on the stage of an exotic dance establishment.

Awww, she likes it!

That she’s trying to seduce him?

And what’s Batman? Just because a place isn’t chock-full of sociopathic super villain doesn’t mean you’re not a super hero. Well, action hero. Action figure? Popular with them ladies?

That sound healthy…

If something walks like a duck and looks like a duck and smells like a duck…

He could. He’s strong enough.



That would be unfortunate. And she’s not even touched him yet.

Trying the rehab clinic before the post-holiday rush?





Oh boy. Something tells me Lois is *not* going to be a happy camper.

Scared of going home?

What if he had Clark sign a waiver renouncing his possession of Lois?

Ugh-uh.

LOIS:
That’s why it would have been better to kill Clark when he was 14 or so. That way, the replacement would not yet be old enough to make trouble and Lois could have happily married Wrong Clark.

423 to 1.

Then again, it’s par for the course that the families of heroes suffer grim fates, often at the hands of said hero himself.

And if not, he could introduce him to Mayson before introducing him to Lois a few months later. Mayson should have a cute litter on the way by then.

Michael

PS: I just noticed, there's now a Christmas-section on the smiley site, matching the season.

Michael: I feel so lucky to get so much FDK from you at once, I spread it over a couple of days to enjoy it more. Thank you.

I forgot that Lois skipped her foreign language requirement in high school.

<<Cough>> Lois's POV. She *almost* did so in her mind.



No, Jaguar.



But THIS ONE is real costume wearing hero!

LOIS: I don't know what you're talking about that woman looks nothing like me.

His willpower is sinking.

Batman leaves Gotham City to help out other places as well. <<Clark's assuming that the Jaguar isn't as well equiped to handle a really bad baddy as Superman or Batman is -- and yes, that isn't very nice of him. But, hey, he's from Krypton and can do lots of cool stuff. Everyone else is lower down in the totem than him. Anyway, if the Jaguar were a "super" hero, he might end up venturing to Metropolis someday where he might bump into Lois and steal her away from him, so best think of him as a local stiff.>>

Yes, he does realize it sounds unhealthy, but luckily he's invulnerable to such things, and since he slept on those sheets the night before as well and with that nightshirt pressed up against his chest... would he *really* need to clean them...

LOIS: Uh... Yeah.

LOIS = KRYPTONITE.

What? You doubt that Lois thinks she's hot?

See, that's there's going to be a problem.



You feeling okay, Michael? THIS surprises you?

Who me?

Oh, but that would be predictable.

Possibly. A little bit.

CLARK: Am not! I just needed to think.

EW: Uh-huh. Riiiiight.

What Clark? There's only one Clark in this dimension. Oh. You mean, the Jaguar. He'd had to find him first.

TEMPUS: Right, the age difference. I forgot about that.

CLARK: Really? That low? Hmmmmm. Imagine that.

By the hands of said hero himself? Well, that would certainly disqualify him from the Justice League, IMO.

Clark hasn't met Mayson yet.

Yes, it would have to be the right sort of flowers.

That's what underground lairs are for, Michael!

And WHEN did canon Lois realize this? S3?

Well, he won't. You mean normal people who aren't EWs don't think like this? Hmmmm.

LOIS: Who says I'm not a Evil Writer? Have you read my romance novel? I KILL off my hero. No, wait, you can't read that. It's not ready for publication...

Not Lex.

LOIS: I'm a member of the 4th estate! Hello? Three Kerth Awards!

LEX: <<scrolling through the pile of $1000 notes in his wallet>> Who? <<hands a couple to Mrs. Cox>> For the regulators Christmas bonus.

That he wasn't there? Because it's Lex's charity? Because Lois is there? Or safer if he was there?

Glad to have you back.

Possibly. Especially if your initials are CK or LL.

Oh! I didn't notice those. These will come in handy during this Christmas Arc.

Unlike Lois with her DFCBs.

I thought she went to a mixed school. Then again, she was president of Nerd Inc according to some episodes.

Are you saying the other one didn’t wear a costume?

CLAKR: Hmm… Not sure. Do you mind lifting your shirt for a moment?
Also: I don’t know. That’s a Lois if you ask me…
Plus, this one here… Another fille de joie strutting her stuff.

Michael

LOIS: Geez, Michael, you make it sound like I eat an entire box worth at a time.

CLARK: :rolleyes:

Mixed school? Oh, you mean, boys AND girls. Yes, she did, but it didn't mean she partook in the female bonding rituals which helped with the understanding of the males of her species.

No, I'm saying it was a fake costume.

LOIS:

LOIS: She doesn't look anything like me.

LOIS: Okay, that one is me, and the photo is completely taking out of context.

What did Lex know?

Lois cooties?

Yes, Clark hasn't learned that lesson yet.

Last time I looked, he wasn't a member of JL.

Picky, picky.

Canon Lois 3.0

You've already read it. It's called "Another Lois".

Where's the fun in that?!

So, you’re saying that there’s no proof of that. Is that what you’re saying?

Michael

Lois: My being sold was not in any way connected with the chicken costume. Lex never saw me in the chicken costume.

That's why Clark :rolleyes:

I was thinking Cheerleading and sleepovers, but okay.

CLARK: Just to be sure. ‘No to the no’ or ‘yes to the no but I said no’?

/applies weird concepts from computer science (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_typing)/ So, it’s a Lois.

So, it would have been better to post the imagine of her in the figure-hugging silver dress instead of the chicken costume?

LOIS: That was *not* the point EW tried to make.

LOIS:

LEX: It’s always good to have the employees voluntarily provide their termination information?

JIMMY: No, getting her bug free is what I do with my software. Or a bug-detector in her apartment. Delousing is when she gets anti-crabs supplies at the pharmacy.

Michael

LOIS: What were we talking about again?

Um... No, it wasn't. Thanks, Lois.

Yes, but Superman can be an "arrogant son of a lord" and Lois could be Clark's master... er... mistress... um... in charge of him?

LOIS: Are you saying I'm not in charge now?

EW: No. I'm not, not saying it either.

It helps with the overpopulation problem.

Too many details....

Lois giving Clark a private viewing of her bosom while they’re at the strip club so he can compare them with the stripper on stage.

Michael

LOIS: Still not happening.

CLARK:

Michael