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Clark asks that you don't yell too loudly at him.

So.......... Any comments?

I'm surprised alt-Clark has this much will power. I would've thought he would've revealed his identity or given into his feeling for Lois as Superman by now.

Joan

I was prepared to yell at Lois. How could I miss the fact that she is being as stupid as he is being a martyr? Both of them are in real need of a good 2x4 to the head. But since Lois is injured already, I'll give her a break.

How silly is Lois going to feel when she finally knows the punch line to this story? We're going to see if it is possible to die of embarassment.

Good story, Virginia. Having fun with it.

Virginia,

I still think he should have traced the signals back to the receivers. That way he cpould have ID'd Luthor as the perv.

Lois, you believe this is supposed to be an illicit tryst?? Think about who he's relaying the message through! *BTW, something tells my that Margot!Lois is going to be making an appearance in this FDK.

Yes it was but it was simply pushing Clark to be a little more assertive in this instance.

Mwrar. It sounds like Cat's been having a good influence on Lois. *jk*

Lois, I'm surprised your mind's going this way considering your about to meet "the love of your life" in public.

I guess not.

Reeeaaally.... I thought you were a "jump in without checking the depth" kind of person, Lois. Don't you Want Clark to have a nice view?

Oh my, Lois. Dirty-minded much? (or do I just need to wipe my mind with bleach?)

Oh God, Clark. Are you sure you want to say that?

You tell him, Lois!

Huh. Your comment in the initial FDK post made me think Margot!Lois would be giving her .02 but apparently she was just enjoying the ride.

Sheesh he is kind of a bone head. Kiss her already, tell her you are Clark!

Joan The only reason Superman has willpower here is because he knows already that Lois is attracted to Clark. The ONLY reason. And since he's broken almost all his other rules, he has held on tightly to this last one with all of his might. Superman is for saving, Clark is for kissing.

Pat: Does that mean I get the 2x4 and he doesn't? Because I don't think I *really* hit him hard enough in the woods.

Don't worry, she'll have a pretty good supply of anger built up from episodes like this one to push her past her embarrassment.

Phew. Thank you.

Ken: Do you mean like he did in "Lois and Clarks"? Hmmmm. He's more distracted here? But if Lex ends up in jail for being scummy, then he can't be available to do other things. One of the great things about Lex is how well he is at skating past trouble.

Laura: One thing I haven't yet done in any of my fics is have Clark tell Lois his biggest secret. I like that she figures it out for herself. Anyway, in Clark's brain, he's thinking he's closer that he's ever been at having her fall in love with his real self (Clark) at which point, when he's 100% sure, then he'll tell her. Let's just hope life's little surprises don't get in the way.

Christina:

Hmmm. Let's see, this Lois is like Margot!Lois because she'll end up in the ice fortress of love? Or because she's going to push him into a fireplace? Or out a window? (I loved that scene in S2).

2 Points!

They are becoming more friendly. Maybe Clark's nightmare for Lois of a girls night with Cat of hair styling and pillowfights... Nah! Never going to happen.

At this time, I'd like to remind our viewers that Lois is currently on pain medication. This does not excuse her behavior, just a comment... also she's VERY, VERY horny.



<<Hands you a cup of bleach>> She meant in general not in bodily fluids. She's picturing her and Superman and Clark sitting on a picnic blanket having a light lunch and suddenly she explodes from too much hot male in her vicinity.

Probably not. Not quite sure which quote you're referring to, but that usually fits the bill.

LOIS: I *have* to tell him. Those darn tree branches just bounce right off.

The "Don't Yell Too Loudly" remark was because he made Lois cry, not because his super hearing hadn't recovered from *her* yelling at him.

/imagines park regulars remarking on the new bird lady with the nervous tick/

Next, the counted fist will smash into superbeing’s face.

/nods/

/buzzzzzzzzz/

Maybe if she had been a little more forceful herself?

He has super willpower

I do think Cat knows what she’s going, scheduling regular releases of UST in her daily routine.

So, buzzcut, then?

Or is she going with shaving it off entirely?

Also, it would look like she cares about him and is in a co-dependent relationship. That won’t do at all.

/channels Tank/ So, Lois is not yet ready for realizing her relationship with Clark, but she’s getting there?

Bleach? Why would I want to drink bleach? No, I’m thinking Lois is just trying to figure out how this would work… Maybe she could ask her sister for advice?

Kinda.



No, his sense of humor is a bit underdeveloped. I think he wouldn’t even understand the humor of the third richest man discharging the gun, the bullet bouncing off some ‘steel implement’ and hitting the shooter in the chest.

Clark, she’s not Lana.

Awwwww, so that’s why Lois has the power to destroy him. Her heart is made of Kryptonite.

/recommends shortcut/ Right. Virginia fic.

Escape plan set up!

Shot.

Oh dear.



What if he has to leave her for some reason and she’s stuck in Canada without a passwort?



This?

Did it sound like wood hitting wood?

Oh dear. Obsessive stalker with superpowers?

CLARK: Umm…no. I’m forbidden fruit. Also, my wife would mind.
ER:
CLARK: What do you mean I’m allowed concubines?
LOIS: Hey, wait a minute! *Wife*?

“You do?” Errr echoed in surprise.

Good one.

SUPERMAN: Can’t I have you both ways?



He’s going to kiss her!

/ticks off checkbox/

SUPERMAN: “I’m married.”

Michael

I'm guessing Margot!Lois was silent mostly because she agrees so wholeheartdly with Lois here. The fact that she picked up a stick and smacked Superman one probably was the reason she was silent (although she agrees with Lois that he needed some sense whacked into him.)

Christina: So, Margot!Lois was in shock by Lois's violent behavior?

For some reason, I can't picture Margot!Lois ever hitting Superman / Clark (or Chris!Clark/Superman). My Loises do seem to be a little more physical than others.

Michael: Another 3-part FDK! What will I do when he returns to RL?

My guess is that regulars to Central Park, they aren't surprised by strange twitchy people.

I'm really trying not to damage the other hand too.

At some point Lois thinks that maybe she should have tried kissing him, but figured if he really didn't want to kiss her he could easily get (super speed) away.

LOIS: But I've been chipping away at it, haven't I?

EW & LOIS: Remove the "probably" and you've got that right.

I'm thinking that's not the best way to impress a man with a good olfactory sense.

Some hair salons are open on Sunday.



Well, being that the icecold water might cool down the fire inside, I'd say five minutes?

They were bigger, quarter-sized buttons. LOIS: Should we tell Michael that I'll explain this later?

EW: No, he might consider that a spoiler.

CLARK: So, that's not good first date conversation stuff? Hmmmm. Good advice, I should write this down.

CAT: Darlin', don't you know it.

No.

Still no. She doesn't want to scare Superman off, remember.

Yes, though some looks are deceiving, others aren't.

Thank you, Pseudo -Tank. 2 points. (Real hair cut comes later - and yes, I've already included it on the outline).

Not for drinking, but for cleaning up dirty minds.

Gfic... gfic... gfic...



Um... Lex was out of town at the manor house all night, then spent the morning with the twins... so, no.



No. But Lois would think it was funny. He might laugh about it in a few years.

Difficult to get out of the old rut.

Poor Clark.

The waitress thinks he's ordering them for himself, because Lois is eating a salad.

/nods/

Oh, dear.

But... but she's a woman!

Pretty much.

Her heart is not made of Kryptonite. It's made of another -- non-named -- substance that has the ability to break him emotionally and rip apart his soul, but not Kryptonite.

So, I should have just skipped over the scene in the woods?

Saying one is mentally prepared and actually being so, two different things entirely.

I'm not stupid. I've thought this out.

Oh, dear, have they gotten to the part of their relationship where she's heard all his arguments and he's heard all hers and now they need to do something different?

She's lying.

LOIS: Not if you don't kiss me first.

Not today.

And that wasn't it...

Alt-Clark wasn't informed about the invasion of super powered beings from that rock floating in space somewhere called NK.

JIMMY(S): Hey! I bathe!

JIMMY(S): Hey! You're not *her* boyfriend!

JIMMY(S): (I just stuck one in a D.V. suit so you could tell them apart.)

Actually what he said was that...

He didn't say WHEN.

Suddenly? Hasn't she always said this? 'Only help me when I ask for it or my life's in danger', right?



The one in the bedroom was a wide-angle lens and could get most of the bedroom in. BTW... There *wasn't* one in the hall... this was just Lois's assumption.

He couldn't talk?



CLARK:



SUPERMAN: Clark believes it was B39, I believe it's Lex Luthor. I didn't tell her what I thought, so therefore, I'm not lying, per se, right?

At first Clark's waiting to tell Lois about the bugs made sense, since he did not want whoever set them up to know he had figured it out. However, I realized when he was explaining them that there was no way for him to give Lois a good explanation of why Superman did not get rid of them that morning without her knowing he was Superman.

I still have to agree with Lois that the reasoning for waiting to tell her does not add up. In fact, thinking through it again I do not see why Superman did not tell her. It was not like anyone would find it odd that Superman flew by to see that Lois was OK, and while Perry did give him a "get down to Henderson now!" order, a short stop by Superman to at least warn Lois would not have really taken extra time. Although maybe I am underestimating the difficulty of a short stop by Superman by Lois' place.

So, you're thinking that Clark should have left as Clark and made a quick swing back by as Superman before meeting with Henderson?

CLARK: Yeah, that could have worked.

Shall we just say that he wasn't thinking clearly? Except he was thinking that Lois was going back to sleep, and he didn't want to disturb her, which flying through as Superman certainly would. Also he didn't know about the bathroom cameras until he did his fly through while she was waiting at the park. Also, he didn't want to have to explain to Lois while the cameras were rolling that he stopped by and found the cameras, when the person with the camera would know he hadn't. Kind of a damned if he did, damned if he didn't kind of situation.

Have more time to write fic

Michael

Maybe Clark if he gave her reason enough for it. Fortunately for her, her Clark's the quietest of the lot of Live Action versions and the least likely to make her feel the need to smack him one. Now Superman? I think if she knew that Clark and Superman were the same there might be some words but not enough to make her aggressive.

Michael: More time to work on fic vs. 3-Part FDK? Hmmmm.

OMG! She is a clone, Lex must have... oh, wait, I haven't posted that yet. Never mind.

LOIS: Centuries?

EW: Partner.

LOIS: Can we? Can we? Please, pretty please? With... well, without whipped cream and cherry on top? Since Clark doesn't like those things.

EW: Er... <<checks outline, and coughs>>... You'll have to discuss this with Clark...

LOIS: Claaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkk?

CLARK: <<see Part 36>>

EW:

CLARK: Very funny, Lois. Very funny.

LOIS: I thought so.

In the outtakes from S2 doesn't Lois figure out that CK looks a lot like Superman, even to the point of cutting and pasting his picture over Superman's head? Isn't that why she drops herself into Niagra Falls? To get Clark to show he's Superman?

Oh dear.

They’re afraid to get Tank-ended otherwise?

Only if he pops in and asks.

Drat. Is that where those warning labels and disclaimers come in?



No, he will just get citizen-arrested. After all, he didn’t do anything *really* bad to Lois. She might not even have still been alive when the organ was removed.

/goes and checks part 36/ Michael

Haircut? Where is Tank for a shorter style?

Well...

And now part 36.

Michael: I'm caught up! Well, with your FDK. I happily came to check email after being away from my computer today to find emails from a bunch of people. It was just what I needed after spending the morning in a hot steamy kitchen (unfortunately not the kind that Sue's always writing about), and the afternoon and evening at the Fair with two children who want to do, eat, and/or own everything!

One of the problems with a large cushion on an Epic, one forgets where one currently is posting. Look! Something shiney.

EW: I'm not allowed to whisper in Lois's ear? Wouldn't it be funny, if Tank ended a story with everyone else geting their haircut, except Lois?

I hear he's only de-lurking for real haircuts, not trims.

That's okay. <<scribble, scribble, scribble>> Here. You can substitute this one over in Luthor's penthouse, if you like.

Do you really think *that* is the solution that Clark would choose?

So, you're saying you didn't like the knitting class I entered Lois and Clark into together?

LOIS: Of course I am! How can you even question that? I was referring to the Julia Roberts movie where she steals my haircut and dyes it blonde!

DR FRISKIN: So, Superman, how long have you had selective memory loss?

SUPERMAN: Since May when I met this darling brunette reporter.

DR. FRISKIN: Interesting. Go on...

Sydney: Poor Tank, Lois cannot even trim her hair without anyone thinking he caused it.

Look what happened to her that one time during her date with Vatman, when Clark barged in... Oh, best not.

There will be 2 new FDKs over the weekend.

Nice!

Ooooh! Like Clark wrangling in Lois when they find a hotel filled with mysteries?

Michael

I knew I'd be punished for how I ended Part 36. What's that? It has to do with RL, not me. Uh-huh.

Yes, it was.

Hotel of mysteries? No, I don't know that one. Unless you're referring to Nan's story on the moon. And, yes, just like that.

It's hard enough writing about kissing Lois from Clark's POV, I think I'll leave all the actual kisses to him though.

CLARK: No Batman!

EW: Gotcha. Psst. Clark, lying is outside your credo, too.

CLARK: Not if I'm talking to Lois, or protecting my secret identity, or working on a story, or wearing glasses...

LOIS: Still!

Then how should be reward continued bad behavior?

Huh. She doesn’t look too convinced. Just like Lois. She, too, isn’t convinced that it isn’t her that Superman wants.

Michael

With more snarky FDK please!

No, she knows that Superman wants her, just not more than helping people. Luckily, she still has Clark.

I think when I finally catch up on my cushion and finish WC, I'm going to go on an Archive bender.

CLARK: I'm okay with that as long as she's not mad about it.

LOIS: What's that supposed to mean?

/Clark attempts to look sheepishly cute./

CLARK: He's not invited!

LOIS: Ooooh. Really? I hear he's smarter than Superman.

CLARK: Hey! I mean, I hear he's so ugly he has to wear a mask.

LOIS: Hmmmmm. Well, if he keeps the mask on...

CLARK:

LOIS: Uh... okay... <<looks a strange man in black suit, dancing weirdly>> um... never mind.

CLARK: <<note to self>> Only slow dance with Lois.

Maybe.

LOIS: Ewwww. Now, I have to take a shower.

Ooooh! Is that like Clark putting out for Lois when she once again fibs and almost gets herself killed while out alone?

Oh dear. I’ve created a monster Michael

EW: So you're saying that Lois shouldn't get rewarded for that?

CLARK: Precisely.

LOIS:

Evil Writer / Reader Monster. Join the club. Deadly Chakram says there's jackets.

ER: They're going to have a *lot* of fun when their daughter is in her late teens.

/nods/ With eupaulets. Plus, you get achievement badges

Michael

EW: And Clark thought Lois was difficult...

Oh, yes. I believe I owe you a badge for that 4-Part FDK for "Fireworks".

I think you want to say "then be" not "be then".

Thanks for catching this. All fixed.