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Part 29 will post by Tuesday, August 7th.

Hi Virginia,

I'm glad to see that she's finally starting to weaken.

Nice chapter.

Thanks, Ken. Although, Lois isn't weakening, just her willpower is.

Hi Virginia,

Great chapter again. And, you know, I really hate Lana : because of her, Clark couldn't cook anything exotic or even buy Oolong tea!

By the way, I agree with you about Cycladic art: it's also one of my favorite forms of sculpture from Ancient Greece. And I just came back from vacation in a Grecian island...

Thanks, Sydney. Yes, Lana was a bit controling, wasn't she? Good thing he's now free to be who Lois wants him to be.

I'm sooooooooooooo envious! I want to go!

Sorry, Virginia, I love Greece and it's one of my favorite countries for vacation (from France, it's only 3 hours by plane). For me, it's like a second country.

You HAVE to go. I'm sure you'll love it. And you have to visit the Museum of Cycladic Art in Athens. http://www.cycladic.gr/frontoffice/portal.asp?cpage=NODE&cnode=1

What a situation for Clark. His parents died in his dimension yet in this one they're alive and don't know him. That's a mouthful to explain. Glad to see Lois' resolve is weakening.

Joan

I’m going with the second one from the way it was phrased.

Yeah, ever since his encounter with Baron Sunday was he tad vary of that stuff.

No, not really.

Sounds like she still can

There’s always a point in killing Lois. It’s called investment into the future.

/squints eyes/



Ooooh! I can see where that dream is going. /heads over to dark side/

/chokes violently/

She’s always welcome to come over at his place?

Michael

Joan: Yes, it's kind of hard to talk about a past that exists and is unproveable. Well, she has already fallen for Clark Kent twice before; it was only a matter of time.

Michael: Yep. I saved him only to kill him off again.

Yep.

She could.



Nope, it's the MetNet Squad. She said he was allowed to do 'em.

He's needs to cover up that much for her block the memory of the sleep shorts.

He'd have been nicer if she had shown up in the raincoat from his dream.

Her dad?

As I mentioned to Joan, it's hard to talk about a part of your life you cannot prove.

Nope. All or nothing for Clarkie boy. He's picky. Oh, wait. Lois is the picky one. He'll take that offer.

You mean like when she asked him to fly her to the stars after her failed bid on Superman?

Those darn generics made at the same factory.

So what happened to dead Clark anyway? Where is his little voice in her head?

Dead Clark... died back in 1966 as a baby.

Hmmmm. I could tell you more but others might consider it a spoiler. (especially one who would experience what she is?)

Did it change in Wrong Clark? And no, you got a bonus, then you ate it up again.

There’s actually a lot of controversy on that one. Some say, it’s actually a pastry. Others, it’s because babies are found in cabbage leaves.

Plus, in a lot of situations, one person’s right is always another person’s left. Which is why Clark educated Lois on the proper use of starboard and port.



Oh. I guess I need to rewatch more? Or, she referred to the various forms of rodents and multilegged, hardshelled crawly things.

Michael

Drat!

Hello, people, Storks?

I'll leave the boating to Ken.

Or both.

True. Wait. How is that application WRONG, again?

He does have that multi-room penthouse.

Afterwards, yeah. But first...

No comprehende?

Oh, dear. Probably best that he only threw on a shirt then.

Gfic.

I know… Michael

Not "wrong" application then (Oh, you mean he's wrong ), but that's the problem with things that feel good, there's always side effects.

That's in the country manor house.

But this isn't Superman. This is ALT-Superman. He's not as good as the real thing; he's defective.

So, you're saying the joke doesn't work with men, because he'd still be showing the goods?

Wow, look at that, you've answered my question before I've even hit "add reply". You're good.

Like, no sleep for several months, nine months after the 'feel good' part?

Ooooh! For weekend getaways? For weekends after the wife tried to get away?

Michael

I was thinking the weight gain, the lack of freedom for the next 18 years, and the grey hair.

Wife?

Not quite that defective. Alt-Clark has a reason (besides bad parent) for his compulsive behavior.

Um... that was the point. Lois wanted to stop looking so sexy.

So, the long-term effects, then.

Oh. Duh!

Michael

I spent all morning and afternoon at a water park today so I'm a little tired. I just realized my last post was all smilies and no actual feedback. This one will be better! If I don't fall asleep first xD

Oh, no! What a way to start!

I know a guy who would be happy to volunteer for that

That would sound pretty silly

Clark over ice cream? He's moving up in the world.

I like that he knows it her

I can think of something...

And I thought I was bad at making decisions



Haha

But he didn't! xD

:claps:




X

X Phile: I was only teasing about the smilies. I'm perfectly fine with most any kind of comment.

He recognized her sniffle / heartbeat.

Yes, well, she's trying to avoid doing that something.

She knows what she wants, only she doesn't think she should have it.

But he's male! And straight!

No, but she's thinking he'd need a snowsuit to cover up the images dancing through her head at the moment.

If she repeats it enough, she thinks it will become a habit.

Chocolate - the answer to all of life's little problems.

I have to say that I was going to complain about them just talking on the phone, but then thye slept in the same bed. So they went from less than canon to more. In canon Lois and Clark never slept in the same bed before they got married. Once Clark fell on Lois in bed before they got married, but that does not count. And there was her sleeping in his arms on the couch, but that is not a bed, and arguably the incident in The Phoenix was more intimate than what happened here, but it was not all night in the same bed, just a few moments with Lois on top on a coach (OK, that probably makes it sound like more than it was). This is definantly more than they were doing at the point of the investiagtion of the boxers. The big question is, in canon how long had they known each other by this point. The answer probably is "the first season is too unclear to say". In fact, I am not sure there is a way to make L&C work time wise.

I guess they have had more ups and downs. Lois never tries to seduce Clark in canon until PML, so her doing it at the auction is a major change.

Less than canon in that they didn't have the conversation about Lois's dad?

Yes, well, this Clark came to this dimension already in love with Lois. She was his main reason for coming here, plus he has more experience with women (not that you can always tell that from his lack of self-esteem). She's different too, because already experienced this life before with her "right" Clark, so their relationship will move more quickly in some regards and more slowly in others (because they are both messed up by their previous lives, mostly).

The timeline is supposed to mirror canon dimension. The Pilot was supposed to take place in May and I've stretched the other to spread over these first 3 months. "Green Green Glow of Home" - it is still warm in Kansas and they're celebrating a harvest festival (Corn), so despite airing at the end of October, I move it forward to the beginning. "Man of Steel Bars" is set in Nov. "Witness" is Christmas (I've been told it's supposed to be after MoSB, so that's where it shows up in my stories). "Vatman" takes place over Perry's birthday, which is on St. Patrick's day. So everything between PML and The Rival takes place between the new year, and mid-March. And I've always assumed that Luthor would want the perfect June wedding ("House of Luthor"). Does that clarify timeline a bit?

She's repressed more of her memories of life with Clark, so technically they are further along than she can remember.

I think the middle paragraph her should start with "Not".

It was also fun to learn that Clark envisioned the statue as soulmates.

Thanks. Fixed.

That statue is modeled after one I bought in Athens when I spent a semester abroad there. There's something timeless about Cycladic statuary.