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I'm still sticking to my every third day posting schedule, so Part 28 will post by August 4th. Sorry, it's canning season and both blackberries and peaches are coming in early this year, so I've gotten busy in RL this week catching up on my jam. Oh, and I'm also working on one of my Summer Ficathon stories... so I apologize for not using my extra day for catching up. I'll try harder this week.

I loved the end of this story, where Superman becomes the good fairy for the Kents. That big old guy in tights and a cape, and he's hoping to not be noticed on top of a barn?

Love it!
Pat

I LOVE Martha and Jonathan... and I have a crazy (?) idea: they know that Superman helps them in Smallville, and I think they saw the byline of "Clark Kent" in the Planet. What if they understand that Clark Kent is Superman? Just a guess..

Love Martha realizing Superman is helping them. Hope we get to read more of this.

Joan

Ok I am really loving where this story is going now. I really liked the Jimmy thing even though I usually don't like a whole big thing about Jimmy in these stories and I loved the whole Martha realizing Superman is her secret admirer. I hope you post the next chapter really soon! Laura

Wow! You all loved the Martha and Jonathan scene. Thank you. I'm beginning to think maybe I should have written an Alt-Clark gets new adoptive parents story.

Pat: Thanks for the comment. Gee, the poor man can't catch a break, can he? He suspects that he has a moment to watch a sunset, while the Kents get ready for bed, but this is one night Martha takes a peek out her old bedroom window... and catches him being human.

Sydney: Glad you loved M&J.

What a crazy idea! Yes, what if?

Joan: Just a peek through the Smallville window to let you know that Clark hasn't forgotten the Kents, before we take another turn on our Metropolis roller coaster, I'm afraid. Don't worry, they'll have their day. (And, , thus endith -- mostly -- our cameo from Jimbo... for now. And our alt-Love-Triangle -- Lucy & the Jimmys Triangle, that is.)

Martha's not blind or stupid. She realized it from the get-go. I figured they deserved some pampering after what I did to their (Clark and his folks) relationship in Another Lois.

She must have gone bonkers over that.

How inconsiderate of her sister to not inform her that her boyfriend’s cousin has been beaten to a pulp.



Well, her sister lets her use her wet-stone once in a while.

->

SeaQuest DSV? The timeline would fit. But they weren’t colonists.

She’s adorable!

Umm…beat up seconds?

No, that was because they’ve long since stopped hiding their porn.

Michael

Michael: Hope you're enjoying your holiday.

It never arrives. He's well drugged.

Give her time.

Nah, that might make the woman suspicious. You need to leave just enough of a mess that she can see you quickly clean it up when she arrives, otherwise she thinks you have another woman coming over to clean. (Read: girlfriend or mother)

Hence why she crossed the tracks.

Exactly!

It makes Lois feel smarter if Lucy isn't quite as sharp.

Muscles don't. But I see, you don't have any of those either.

Don't give him any ideas.

I love how a woman has to be present for a man to be both.

After?

Drugs making him slow?

Been there, done that. Next! Isn't the cow in the next farmer's field more attractive to the bull, because he hasn't had it yet? And it's not his to have?

Possibly.

He now lives in town and can come visit at any time, and pop up for cameo whenever I need some interruptus.

Two Points! (The show on opposite LnC, which is why Jimmy didn't want to watch it. ) Neither was ST:NG or Prometheus (technically) but they both had kids living onboard, so I changed their designation.

She gets it from her sister.

They're easier to catch.

That and because none of them wanted to play the Stepford Wife.

Ooops, ran out of Smilies.

I am? And really, Lex Jr?

Who broke the Bro-Code first? Anyway, I loved the idea of Jimmy interruptus Jimmy. Really, I'm pathetic, I was howling with laughter. Sometimes, I'm easy to please. Sadly, others aren't.

Yes, but they don't know that. /Saw a hilarious book in a store today and thought of you. It's called: Darth Vader and Son It's about Darth raising a 4 year old Luke. Pretty much.

And after Sam Lane had a sit down with Stan Dunkle, Lois didn't have that opportunity again... Oh, wait, that was Missing Lois. Sorry.

First Amendment.

Not with this Superman.

Publically, Lex Luthor is very Pro-Superman. Privately, LLN reporters notice a bonus in their checks whenever they bash the man. After a couple of months, they're starting to notice the pattern. It's not official though.

What? He can't stalk Lois 24/7. He has do something during some of those other hours of the day. And, yes, he's thought he's being very subtle, not thinking they'd notice the newspapers in which his gifts are wrapped.

I'm thinking it's not Jonathan's forte.

Thanks. I think I am. So far it’s just been the weekend and my mind has not fully realized it will continue past today. /waits for

*G* Did you ever watch The Nanny? When Fran (the character) met Fran (the actress) and Fran-C mentioned that she wouldn’t miss finale episode of Fran-A’s show unless she was giving birth at the time?

Hey, Lucas was an official crew member and doing nerdy stuff. Plus, he was the official Kid™.



Indeed. And I’m sure Lucy wouldn’t get the reference until it’s too late.

Hmm…I think they’ll have to refer this to the High Brow Court under the Awesome Chair of Barney Stinson.

I still don’t really realize the Jimmy interrupts even when I’m annoyed that LnC don’t get it on because of it. It’s kind of a blind spot

Yes, that's a two-part FDK-FDK-FDK. I believe that's a first Michael

Wow, Michael, a double double FDK FDK.
(people are going to start sending us invitations to Smilie interventions.)

Nope, I stopped watching the Nanny before she got married.

It's been a while, but I thought there was a little girl too.

I'm sure Lois would tell her before the wedding that's it's creepy to marry one's own step-nephew.

I love the "Suits" song!

He hasn't left yet!



Doesn't Lois have to one-time before she can two-time?

I love your innocent expressions!

Oh, dear, was Saturday penciled in?

And it's me. Bwahahahahahahah!

Him? As in Alt-Clark where his parents have died, and his adoptive parents have died, and his ex-fiancee got kidnapped because well she was his ex-fiancee and because he spent the last year being followed everywhere and his apartment being broken in so often he had to move out. So, no.



But will there *be* a President Doe in this dimension? This Tempus is currently, well, non-existant.

Because of the newspapers Clark's gifts are wrapped in? No.

/has to rewatch show/

Well, she's already no-timing them and two-timing them in her mind. She's almost there /looks around/ Hey, was that a rat in a high heel swimming by?

Yes. And he waited at the junkyard car shredder for hours for her to show up inside a trunk.

/Sees point.

They could import one?

Michael

<<Virginia runs off>>

How I Met Your Mother: Suits Song Some PG-13 language warning. It reminds me of the Buffy musical episode.



My guess is that another dimension might export one, before they'd import one.

Michael

Yep. Superman's already in a suit.

She's already got him in the palm of her hand; she doesn't need a suit. Oh, wait, better switch that to before someone goes all dark side on me.

Too bad "Emmy Winner" wasn't it.

I'm sure we could find a line of dimensions willing to export theirs.

Michael

<<Runs off to kitchen and puts on tinfoil hat, before hugging computer.>> She's a Virgo. About 6 weeks from this point in the story. <<bats eyelashes innocently>> Why do you ask?

Michael

Because I'm

Oh, who could that be?

Aww, he's so nice





I loved the part with Martha and Jonathon.

X-Phile: Wow, look at all those smilies. That's always good to see.

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Yep. He's not your run-of-the-mill adoptive-son stalkers.

Thank you. <<Not feeling the pressure, not feeling the pressure... >>

I really like the interaction between Clark and his not parents. I am just hoping he actually talks to them. They will accept him, even if he is the wrong Clark, I just know it. I love how he helps out Jonathan in ways he does not even realize.

Thanks.

I think it should say "at than Tommy".

Yikes! Another one? Thanks for your eagle eyes.