This is *sooo* odd
I know.
He’s getting old. But lucky for him, Clark’s always been a boyscout and would never make fun of the elderly, but instead help them across the world.
Just one more badge and he gets to become an Eagle Scout (or whatever the level above Boy Scout is).
Exactly. I only see a pot of gold.
Actually, it's a pot of gold coin chocolates.
Also, to please just enter the security code and just shut off the stupid alarm system.
And to take in the mail and water the plants.
Relocated to a Swiss bank vault? Actually, that would have been a fun twist. Unfortunately, they’d never get it out of there
They really should look into putting the Kryptonite there too. S.T.A.R. Labs is too easy to break into.
Didn’t he at one time hold the entire world? Boy, did he get *old*.
In mythology, yes. In the show, no.
How about he dresses up as…say…Herakles, the superhero?
Ooooh...he can bring back that stylish yellow shirt and those brown leather pants!
And Lois will get reincarnated. And reincarnated. Aaaand reincarnated. But Utopia will get kind of boring…
It's that whole waiting for her to be of legal age thing that'll kill him.
They’re called fluorescent tubes. And I don’t want to see the power bill they charge Odin.
he should really install some solar panels to help cut the cost...
*G* And isn’t that against the Genevea Convention, using POWs as guard dogs?