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#51521 04/22/08 10:03 PM
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*snort!* goofy

This was so fun, Mary. A great way to start the day. clap


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I have to admit, when I saw the title, I wasn't sure I wanted to read something about bathrooms - especially during breakfast. wink

But... rotflol That was way too amusing! smile Well done!!


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Bwa-ha-haaahh!!!!

Mary, that's just lovely! The poem and the broccoli... oh, the things there are there to discover for a very young man on his first visit to a public men's room... clap

Wonderful!!!

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Mary - this was fun! Poor little kid! And poor Clark having to deal with it wink .

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"Who would want banana-flavored broccolli?"
haha this really was great!!


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I want to say thanks for the tasty treat, but I wont.


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*dies* That was awesome!


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#51529 04/23/08 09:25 AM
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Lovely crack, Mary! Poor Clark! But lovely solution with the brocolli. laugh

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Too funny!!!

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Banana-flavored. Hmmm...I can't help but be reminded of a picnic where Lois had a big banana.


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Great story! I hope Clark has an easier time teaching his son urinal etiquette. Yes, ladies, no matter how mysterious your bathroom habits, confused there is a pattern to which urinal is visited, and in which order. Perhaps this is the only secret we men have remaining from women. twins


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That was so cute! Great stuff.

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Thanks, guys! I'm glad you like it! smile

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Banana-flavored. Hmmm...I can't help but be reminded of a picnic where Lois had a big banana.
*swats* goofy


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What a funny story! The title actually got me curious and made read it laugh

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This little story just cracked me up! Kids are so funny sometimes!

I remember reading another L&C fic a few years ago where the kid found some in the bathroom and filled them with water because she thought they were balloons. LOL!

Good times!


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