Come around my pups and listen to me. I need to tell you an important lesson. Beware of little girls. Oh, they may look all sweet and innocent, but they’re trouble.

One broke into the house of our neighbours the bears, ate some of their precious food, and destroyed some of their property. Another killed the mistress of our friends the flying monkeys; killed her sister, too. Little girls are good for one thing only: eating. And if all goes well, tonight we’ll feast on a little girl with a red cape, and her grandmother too.