What's New
by Lynn S. M.

“What’s new?”

“A wildebeest.”

“What? No. I said, ‘What’s new,’ not ‘What’s a gnu.’ There was no article.”

“Of course not, silly. Why would anyone write an article about a wildebeest?”

“No. I meant no indefinite article. No ‘a.’”

“Noah? What does Noah have to do with anything? Is he building another ark for the wildebeests to ride in?”

“No Noah. Not even Moses. I meant, ‘What’s up?’”

“What sup? It’s too early for supper. Hey, while we wait until suppertime, why don’t you tell me what’s new with you?”

Last edited by Lynn S. M.; 02/25/22 08:58 PM.