“Jasmine, I could use your help. You’ve read what I’ve written so far. I can’t come up with a way to free Joe from the murderous vampiric zombie werewolves. Any ideas?”

“Well, um. Joe’s problem is certainly … unique. You’ll need a unique solution for him. You know what I always say: When you've painted -- or, in your case, written -- yourself into a corner, break a wall.”

“Good idea.”

And so, dear reader, I am breaking the fourth wall. If you were the author, how would you save him?

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