Halloween 2021
“Oh, just great. There will be trick-or-treating again this year. We’ll have to spend money on candy for the brats. Last year was such a nice break.”
“Don’t be so stingy. We can afford it. Don’t you like seeing the kids’ happy faces when they get some chocolate?”
“It’s not worth the money. Plus, the teens down the street will probably wreak havoc again.”
“Can’t you find even one good thing about the holiday?”
“Fine. At least if they decorate our trees again, I can collect and use the toilet paper.”
“Ew. Sorry I asked.”
